Pseudo N.
They lie to your face and stonewall you
Assurance is under T-Mobile's privacy policy and their link sends you to a T-Mobile site that says you have to log in for privacy controls. When you click the log in link, it takes you to a T-mobile site to log in. To log in you have to register. The Register link takes you to a Sprint site. At the Sprint site, I can't register because I don't have a Sprint number, I have an Assurance number. Sprint says they can't help me, I have to call Assurance. Assurance phone support just says "don't worry, your data is protected" and can't explain why there is a "do not sell my information" link on the Assurance site. They say use the website, which is back to square one... link to T-mobile, passed off to Sprint, told to call Assurance... again and again.... I scheduled a callback from a manager twice. Neither one actually called. Sprint offered to schedule a callback from their legal team to explain how to opt out without a Sprint number and they also did not call (I didn't imagine they actually would, but what can I do?) All of the Assurance employees lie through their teeth and explicitly contradict what their site and the T-mobile sites they link to have printed in black and white. Most of them flat out deny being associated with T-mobile at all until I walk them through the process. Then they backtrack and start contradicting what they just told me. After 8 hours of phone and online "support" I still had no access to any privacy controls. The last phone agent told me to cancel the service and contact law enforcement if I didn't like the lack of privacy controls. Not helpful. All of the agents speak English as a second language. They speak clearly but they misuse words and reorder sentences in a way that changes their meaning and I am left to figure out what they are trying to say. This is not conducive to solving problems and it is terribly frustrating. If you think you've gotten bad service from other companies, "you ain't seen nothin' yet."



