Matt
After a light breakfast
After a light breakfast, and a few hrs of driving, I took a pit stop to pick up a hot meal. My uncle and aunt like Jersey Mike’s, they bought me a sandwich when I visited pre-Covid, 2-3 yrs ago, and it was fine enough. So I hopped in, ordered a giant chipotle chicken sandwich, and figured I was good for the day. I was starved and inhaled half of the giant sandwich. Jesus heaven and earth. This sandwich you could drink with a straw. If you’re not sure the difference between “figurative” and “literal,” you figuratively “inhale” food, or you can take out an actual straw and literally drink something. The sandwich had enough sugar that I didn’t notice how disgusting it was. Visually, the brown chipotle mayo blended with the cheese and high quality shaved chicken chips to make a goopy, brown uniform color. While eating, I found a pepper - the only other color I found - and there was just enough to stuff a Spanish olive, except it was mushier. I found a piece of onion. It seemed fine, but I didn’t clean off the brown goop to really confirm. Within an hour, my stomach felt awful, not violently ill, but like I ate a couple McD’s burgers. I drank half a gallon of water to settle my stomach. I feel pretty nauseous, and for $16, I could’ve bought any number of things. Mistakes were made. I should’ve listened to that half dissolved pepper. The only thing that impressed me was the $16 it cost. Exactly $16.00, that includes tax. I would be able to pay cash with exact change if I were ever to go back and buy another. Two days ago I bought a Subway sub. $14 and change. This sandwich both cost more than Subway and made it feel like a reasonable buy. My god.


