MV.HealthReviews of mysteryvibe.com

The buttons are too hard to push (like it hurts my thumbs), bending the device feels like I’m going to break it, the app is confusing and shows a low level of user experience design testing—as do the buttons, which are also confusing when functioning without eyesight (in use). Would also be nice to charge like the better devices out there—a micro usb is archaic and the light is FAR too bright. Save your money for when a better version of this comes out.

The product is nice, but the remote fits not work well. It appears unpairs. What is really frustrating is the app does not work at all! You can't even download it from Google Play because it is not up to date. Even though they know this, they send several emails a week taking about how great the app is and it is pushed as a major selling point. Didn't push it off it can't even be downloaded! Very disappointing especially at this price point.

It seems like it would be a helpful product; if it fit. The marketing claims it will fit 90%. I might be on the larger side of the bell curve but I wouldn't say top 10%. It hurt putting it on even while flaccid. This is coming from an engineer in the field of medical devices; following the directions.

Initial experience was as advertised. Worked well…. All three times used over several months. After that the device would not charge. Plugged in and shows fully charged but unplug and doesn’t turn on. That’s a lot of money spent for three uses.

First off, the product feels really high quality right out of the box. As an engineer you can tell there was a lot of thought put into the design and manufacturing of the product which is great. Size/fit-wise I’m on the larger end and was concerned it wouldn’t fit properly but was pleasantly surprised. When it’s on the vibrations really do feel good and can get fairly powerful. Really, all of the hardwear is pretty good and the only reason I gave this two stars instead of one. My frustration comes from user interface and software within the app. For starters, it constantly disconnects from your phone. If your phone screen locks, if you switch apps, or if you break line of sight you will need to reconnect which involves basically pressing a button near your ass and cant be done slyly. I mainly bought this toy for remote play, so having to reconnect this often with my partner makes its use completely impractical. It only connects via Bluetooth and can’t work via wifi over a distance like other remote play toys such as the Lush 3 which is another huge disappointment for its price tag. Additionally, once it is turned on I haven’t found a way to make it purely user-controlled; there is always some base rhythm or pattern playing and you can only add to the pattern manually. I don’t understand why it would be coded for this as other much cheaper products (again, see Lush 3’s UI for example) let you completely control it, leading to more spontaneous play in public. I want my partner to be able to randomly turn it on and surprise me instead of constantly humming in my pants and dying after an hour or two of use instead of lasting most the day because my partner can sporadically turn it on. When the app actually works it’s still clunky and difficult to use. Creating custom patterns is not intuitive and the app frequently seems to have “lost clicks” as if it can’t register touch very well, and definitely feels like it was rushed to get the product out of the door. When it’s in use, my partner has really enjoyed the vibrations when I’m fully inside her, but it’s not quite powerful enough for her to feel the vibrations when she isn’t literally pressed against it, so she only gets half the effect we thought she would. The benefit is barely worth the effort of putting on, setting up etc because IMO it slows down the heat of the moment especially if you are also putting on a condom. Truthfully I would have returned the product if I was able to because of these frustrations but you lose the ability to return it once you open the product for health concerns as a sex toy. This is perfectly understandable, but you can’t really “try” the product risk free, so I definitely can’t recommend this product right now with these issues especially at its premium price tag. I’m going to keep it and sparingly use it hoping for some serious software updates, but I’m not holding my breath. I’ll update this review if any of these issues get resolved. Hopefully they can be as it would seriously improve the quality of this product.

I found Tenudo simply does not work. 1.) There is no way I can get my balls through the bottom hole. 2.) The opening for the penis keep sliding forward due to the recommended lube. 3.) Bluetooth connection (reason for purchase), frustrating slow. 4.) On/Off switch very small and impossible to operate. And I do not need 12 speeds or various vibrations. This tool should really be much more easily operable.

I want to ask Ed a question about his 7/29 review. I also just received my Tenuto and have yet to get it on securely. What else have you learned since writing your review?

I received my crescendo, set it up to charge, paired it to my app, downloaded the update, never connected properly in the 5 minutes that it actually worked before it turned itself off and now refuses to charge/turn on. Charger works fine, flashing green light but no pulse light coming from the vibe. Very disappointed, sent email with no response as yet. So I have in my possession the most expensive vibrator and also the shortest lifespan all in one unit. *insert sad face*