Justinian C.
Filthy, Revolting, and Unsafe
3410 Clark Lane, Columbia, MO This property presents serious and systemic sanitation concerns that create an environment best described as unsafe, unsanitary, and profoundly misrepresented. Based on multiple direct observations throughout the facility, I cannot recommend this location under any circumstances. The most alarming issue is the pervasive lack of cleanliness and hygiene across both private and shared spaces. Upon arrival, the hallway immediately conveyed a strong odor consistent with wet animals and bodily activity, setting the tone for what followed. Directly across from our assigned room, a door was left open to a unit that appeared to be in the process of being “aired out,” with laundry bins and soiled contents visible—an unmistakable indication of unresolved cleanliness issues. Inside our own room, further evidence reinforced this pattern. The ceiling showed visible signs of water damage and permeation. Basic fixtures were either broken or incomplete, including missing or nonfunctional toiletry dispensers. When we requested body wash, it was not provided through proper amenities but instead handed over in a separate bottle, suggesting improvised rather than maintained standards. The sanitation concerns extended beyond the room into the hotel’s shared amenities. The swimming pool was visibly unclean, and I personally removed debris from the skimmers, including dead insects and hair clippings. The Jacuzzi was in a severely compromised state—its water so opaque and milky that the bottom was not visible, raising immediate concerns about filtration and safety. Outdoor areas, while visually promising at a distance, proved equally neglected upon closer inspection. Seating areas were covered in spiderwebs and debris, and the surrounding grounds contained cigarette waste embedded in the landscaping. The entire exterior environment carried a stale, ashtray-like odor, making it unsuitable even for brief use. Attempts to utilize the space for a simple yoga practice were abandoned due to these conditions. Compounding these issues was a mismatch between advertised amenities and actual service. Despite references to hospitality benefits, basic items such as bottled water were not included and required additional payment. Even the so-called “complimentary” breakfast, which had effectively been prepaid under a nonrefundable rate, felt questionable to consume given the overall state of cleanliness. Taken together, these observations point to a pattern of neglect that goes beyond isolated oversight. The condition of this property raises legitimate concerns about health, safety, and basic operational standards. Travelers should exercise extreme caution when considering this location.