goopReviews of goop.com

i used goop and now im a whiney middle aged dried up looking b**** who misses Chris Martin.

We recently received two boxes containing an order my wife had made. The boxes containing the product itself measure 4” square, each. The shipping container measures 18” x 12” x 6” and also contains quite a bit of paper inside - black and netted. The quote inside the box says, “We choose to be the change we want to see in the world. This means taking steps towards minimizing our footprint. Our shipping boxes are now made of 100 percent curbside recyclable materials, to keep your order - and ultimately, the environment - protected during transport.” What a bunch of marketing hype, distraction, and misdirection. Your packaging is actually among the most wasteful I have ever seen. You could have sent these two small boxes in one tenth the packaging with just a little more thought but I guess you think everyone is stupid and will buy the hype. We’re not ordering from you again. What a bunch of liars.

Nobody should have to put eggs in their vagina! They're spreading dangerous information about women's health.

If you're into their lifestyle products - great. As for their skincare/cosmetics, Goop is known for spreading unscientific information and fad products that are not always optimal for human skin.

Products bought have not been good quality for the price paid. In particular, the candle that carries the humour 'This Smells Like My Vagina' is meant to have a lovely aroma of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed, however the scent is massively clouded by the black burning wick or the type of wax used. In fact for £75 you get your lovely soft, and especially any white, furnishings coated in soot. Clearly the product is lacking in quality when something isn't fully combusting to generate so much soot that it's everywhere!! The candle is in the bin but a ceiling needs painting. I've got beautiful linen cushions in the living room that don't look crisp white anymore and they've gone for dry cleaning. Of the prices I've paid for beautiful room fragrant candles, this is by far the worst. What started humourous, and a real talking point and giggle amongst my friends, has become not so funny anymore. To sum it up in another point, I don't get this much soot up my nostrils from the London Underground compared to this candle and burning it in a very large room means it must be bad, and very unhealthy. Don't buy it, there's many more and much better quality products out there that specialise in beautiful candles, if this is what you're after. And yes, why not, one final point, I can't even leave a review directly back to GOOP -Not very consumer engaging.

If you aren't using goop skincare, you are insane. Perfect customer service. Love everything else I have ordered as well. Thanks so much for making it so easy.