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Don farted on my Grandma!😡
So basically me and my grandma were feeling hungry so we decided to go to Chick fil a and after ordering our sandwiches we ordered it up to find that someone had taken a large dump in our food. We were horrified to say the least. Obviously we marched back into The restraunt and demanded that our food be remade. The worker, who I believe is named Don, started laughing in our faces and then squatted in front of my grandma and farted in her face. She ended up passing away before we could get to the hospital RIP. Anyway after my grandma fell unconscious I turned to Don and started yelling at him. He continued laughing but then striped naked and started doing the moon walk on my grandmas corpse. Like omg 😨 !? He then raised his hand and said “I summon thee all mighty! Arise!” And all of a sudden he jumped across the table and started eating my Grandma! I stood there in shock not knowing what to do and after he finished he started running after me screaming “Show me your feet! Show me your yummy feet!” I obviously ran away, but not before picking up my grandma’s remains. I then jumped in my car and drove off. Now I have learned my lesson and vow to never go back to Chick fil a, I have also become who you may now know as the vigilante Dark Shadow and am seeking my revenge. Beware Don!


