Mama
Surprisingly Sexy
Sometime in the Spring of ‘22 my husband, 10 years my junior, texted me a link to Kickstarter with the caption “I NEED THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY, please 🥹?.” After clicking the link and getting over my initial reaction of what the hell? I caved and bought it, shaking my head. These millennials and their inventions… so weird. But my husband is now healing his inner child through his private Plufl cuddle time and I am so grateful I spoiled him with this gift because after having satisfied his urge to crawl around in his Plufl like a playful 10 week old Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, he emerges from the Plufl like a golden, muscular god emanating radiant masculine energy, all man. The Plufl has catapulted our sexual spark into a raging brushfire for about the same price as two out of network marriage counseling sessions. It was a hefty price tag for a dog bed but that’s the life of a cougar and it’s what I signed up for. I can’t thank you enough 😉




