Joshua R.
Twas five days before Christmas
Twas five days before Christmas, as I clicked with my mouse. Not a gpu was stocked, as I browsed, browsed, and browsed; No resellers dared care what my wallet could bare, No hints that msrp's price would stay fair; Till I clicked on a related site and suddenly did a human captcha, passed, and found shopblt; Cautious, I scanned for my chance to attack, I double checked every detail that a scam site would lack, WAIT, the weight read 1 pound,(clearly too low) so I check with the manufacturer, Elementary! Shopblt typed 1 pound cause gigabyte's page does not mention the matter! It's the truth that all other details did match thus I placed my order as shopblt's msrp price was a catch. :) Where I sat in the new gpu line, I never did know But my entitled first world feelings screamed "shopblt is sloooow" 15 days later, shopblt's email is clear; My item's expected 12 days into the year That day came and the ETA went blank quick, I had read reviews, so I knew to just let the clock tick. I remember shopblt's daily updates read mostly the same, Catching the "Total Orders" go down at all became an unwinnable game. The line and the incoming stock grew again and again My next verse had until January 19th to begin I was pleased; Shopblt has the guts and the gall to fix their 1 pound discrepancy that I told you I saw That same day, I inferred, their first stock arriving is why, shopblt, with candid honesty, corrected the 1 pound lie! But my inbox, my anxiety, and my experience with shopblt grew when the price rose 60 bucks on the listed gpu?! I prayed my card dodged it until shopblt emailed me the proof I'd accepted that TERMS OF SALE WARN THAT BACKORDER PRICES COULD GO "Poof" Now, readers understand how I'm uniquely bound As my order all this time was priced within my $500 gift card's inbound So 34 days, with 0 response on whether I can change cards, my order has stayed put. I've learned that shopblt's stock is likely not a bigfoot. I've learned that with shopblt, all of the real flack lies in those "Spray and Pray" few who spray with funds that lack A small price increase is for what most people should worry and don't count how many times you'll wish that they hurry Do shop Bottom Line Telecommunications; I recommend that you go Especially when it's the only place where low priced gpus flow As someone who's lost their order by the skin of their teeth, I demand you accept there's nothing sinister beneath I respect you for looking for anything smelly but no smell is worth a fair priced gpu, really. Now my computer sits on it's shelf and each thermal throttle takes more from it's health. I stare at it sideways when I go to bed and remind myself why my gpu dream is dead. The biggest temptation is a computer that works yet when in use lacks all it's visual perks. I pray, you reader, find this a worthy prose as my honest review must now come to a close. When gpu markets remain this abyssal an order on shopBLT warrants no sane dismissal ShopBLT's price increases are not light but the final price is not one that I wished to fight.
Response from ShopBLT.comJan 31, 2021
LOL! +1 for originality.




