At Shitexpress, we send boxes filled with horse poop to anyone in the world. We accept Bitcoin to ensure 100% anonymity of the buyer. Buy for as low as $16.95.
Shitexpress.com (shitexpress.com) has 30 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 3.8 out of 5.
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it's a scam, the person never received the shit. my order code is 0385BA-SE
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 7, 2025
Order: 0385BA-SE Royal Mail response: Sorry, we were unable to deliver this item at 29-09-2025 as the recipient refused to accept it. It will now be returned to the sender. Edit: The package was returned because it was refused; photo proof has been sent to your email address.
Richard S.
Can you please cancel my order? I decided with better judgment to not do this: Transaction ID 70180591W35260028
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 21, 2025
Sure, thanks!
Johnny L.
i love shitexpress! Thank you for sending shit to my ex wifes house!!
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 21, 2025
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Alicia H.
The post office failed me, but the company made it up to me. Initial delivery was lost by the post office and the company was so sweet. They re-shipped my product free of charge and it was delivered successfully!!
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 21, 2025
Order: 7EA620-SE USPS response: Your item was delivered in or at the mailbox at 2:52 pm on October 31, 2025 in COLORADO SPRINGS, CO 80920.
Sarah J.
I’ve already left a positive review just wanted to add another for ANYONE that says this company is fake fraud or not legit DO NOT BELIEVE THEM! Got a call from my ex yesterday who I sent this lovely gift to and I can confirm he received it haha and let me tell you he was losing his mind! Absolutely worth the prank lol HIGHLY RECOMMEND for my fellow toxic petty queens 👸
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 21, 2025
❤️
Natasha
I sent a bag of shit to my soon-to-be ex-husband and it exceeded my expectations in the most chaotic, poetic way possible. Apparently, the package caused such a stir that he was called into a meeting with two armed guards, the Coast Guard, and his bosses. They asked him, completely straight-faced, “What’s in the bag?”—because it definitely wasn’t a scented candle. So, he told them to open it. That’s when he saw the note—taped right on the front, just as I wrote it—and realized I sent it. You know, just a little love letter from his ex-wife... with a bonus inside. 💩 The room went dead silent. Until a woman in the back office lost it and burst out laughing. Absolute chaos. Total satisfaction. 10/10.
Response from Shitexpress.comMay 26, 2025
Epic 💩
Zoria M.
I paid $17 for order & didn’t tell me if payment went through or not . Can I get my money back ? Or how can we move forward. Website closed out on me .
Response from Shitexpress.comApr 16, 2025
To receive a notification email, you must provide a valid email address. If you leave the "email" field empty, a notification email will not be sent. Your payment was refunded immediately after we received a notification from Trustpilot.
Katy N.
I am so glad I found this company. I was being trolled on instagram by some talentless twit who wasn’t smart and it was easy to find his home address and voila, after days of harassment and blocking several accounts, all it took was an early Christmas present. I have told sooooo many people about your business, I should buy shares :) thank you :)
Response from Shitexpress.comApr 16, 2025
Thanks a lot!
