Shitexpress.comReviews of shitexpress.com

I would love for you to cancel my order! I accidentally sent it to the wrong address thanks!

This company has gone above and beyond to ensure delivery of their product. My ex husbands unhappiness with his shit delivery was worth every penny. He spent countless hours trying to figure out who sent him this delivery of poo. I am beyond happy with the services and the true anonymity of this shit delivery

Can you please cancel my order? I decided with better judgment to not do this: Transaction ID 70180591W35260028

i love shitexpress! Thank you for sending shit to my ex wifes house!!

The post office failed me, but the company made it up to me. Initial delivery was lost by the post office and the company was so sweet. They re-shipped my product free of charge and it was delivered successfully!!

I’ve already left a positive review just wanted to add another for ANYONE that says this company is fake fraud or not legit DO NOT BELIEVE THEM! Got a call from my ex yesterday who I sent this lovely gift to and I can confirm he received it haha and let me tell you he was losing his mind! Absolutely worth the prank lol HIGHLY RECOMMEND for my fellow toxic petty queens 👸

I sent a bag of shit to my soon-to-be ex-husband and it exceeded my expectations in the most chaotic, poetic way possible. Apparently, the package caused such a stir that he was called into a meeting with two armed guards, the Coast Guard, and his bosses. They asked him, completely straight-faced, “What’s in the bag?”—because it definitely wasn’t a scented candle. So, he told them to open it. That’s when he saw the note—taped right on the front, just as I wrote it—and realized I sent it. You know, just a little love letter from his ex-wife... with a bonus inside. 💩 The room went dead silent. Until a woman in the back office lost it and burst out laughing. Absolute chaos. Total satisfaction. 10/10.

I am so glad I found this company. I was being trolled on instagram by some talentless twit who wasn’t smart and it was easy to find his home address and voila, after days of harassment and blocking several accounts, all it took was an early Christmas present. I have told sooooo many people about your business, I should buy shares :) thank you :)