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Shitexpress.com (shitexpress.com) has 30 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 3.8 out of 5.
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Albert “Gimme Some Requests” S.
How they deal with their **** ups is an embarrassment "Its not our fault, its your fault" "We charge $20 for a box of literal Shit but wont give you tracking" "Dont message on our reviews anymore because we dont like that you weren't happy with our service" GUESS WHAT THAT'S WHAT THIS IS FOR. MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT WANT PUBLIC REVIEWS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE STARTED A BUSINESS IN THE PUUUUBLIC SECTOR??!
Jackline D.
Complete scam. Reached out after first time it never coming and they gave me a time window. Never arrived. Reached out again and they said they'd send again and asked for my number, gave me another time frame. Nothing. A week past the end of time frame I wrote again and they sent me an email saying must have been undeliverable- and a link to USPS tracking. The link however was fake. If you go to USPS yourself and type the tracking, it does not exist. Also if it was "undeliverable" it would not have shown as "delivered to mailbox" either. He continued to rudely send me tracking links for usps- but every time I went on my computer and typed the site I stead of clicking his link- it would say this tracking number did not exist. After telling them I was reporting them they did at least provide a refund. But don't waste your time and money. And don't click their fake links, check yourself. I have screenshotted all of the emails and made an Internet report. **Edit:as you see by their comment below they adore fake texts and links 😂 check anything they give you yourself and not through links they send you. It does not exist"" Update update : **tried to flag my review as defamatory but after review found it was not and put back online. Nice try y'all.*
Response from Shitexpress.comMay 15, 2026
93B614-SE: USPS response: Your item was delivered in or at the mailbox at 11:32 am on April 24, 2026 in INDEPENDENCE, MO 64055.
Brandon G.
I would love for you to cancel my order! I accidentally sent it to the wrong address thanks!
Will M.
Very funny prank to play… on me that is. Out of an abundance of caution because of some of the other reviews, I decided to send myself the product to see if this company could actually be trusted. While I don’t know for sure if it’s a complete scam, I do know for sure that the product never arrived. If this company would like to provide proof that they sent something, I would be happy to update my review.  Edit: to respond to your statement. You are in fact, responsible for the shipping and delivery. Not in the sense that you actually perform the task, but as you do not share delivery information with us unless we pay an extra amount, it still is your responsibility to ensure it got delivered and to inform us whether or not it had or not. upon reading your other reviews it seems that you have a bit of an issue taking responsibility for your actions or lack there of. Accountability from a business, even when the experience has been negative goes a long way with customers. 
Response from Shitexpress.comDec 31, 2025
We are not a shipping company -- we are not responsible for the final delivery. Packages are returned every day because they are refused, not collected, or addressed incorrectly. Please contact our customer support and provide your order ID along with your full address so we can investigate this privately. Thank you! Edit: After waiting two months for you to contact our customer support and provide your order ID, we’re closing this case, as it seems you may have used a different service. Kindly refrain from posting reviews on our profile. Thank you.
William M.
It would be nice if this company provided delivery details. When I reached out and asked about my package, this is their response -"We only send notification emails on purchase and once it's shipped. You can calculate delivery date by adding ~6 business days to the shipping date". This company should provide delivery details or tracking information.
Response from Shitexpress.comDec 20, 2025
To receive a tracking number in your notification email, simply opt in to tracking. If you skip this option, your package will be shipped as an untracked shipment. Untracked shipments were introduced in 2014 – this is the main feature of Shitexpress.
Consumer
This company has gone above and beyond to ensure delivery of their product. My ex husbands unhappiness with his shit delivery was worth every penny. He spent countless hours trying to figure out who sent him this delivery of poo. I am beyond happy with the services and the true anonymity of this shit delivery
Response from Shitexpress.comNov 7, 2025
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Jeroen B.
The packet has been delivered on time, the only thing that i would change is providing shipment information:) recommend
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 31, 2025
Order: 47BC8F-SE PostNL response: Delivered on October 25, 12:34 From our Terms of service: If applicable, the second email will include an optional tracking number.
Clara M.
It's a scam!!! Don't buy it's fraudulent!! And by the way they wrote me several emails to push me in order to delete this message and I won't
Response from Shitexpress.comOct 7, 2025
Order: 623066-SE bpost response: The address incomplete/incorrect. Monday 29-09-2025 | 08:55 Edit: The package was returned due to insufficient or incorrect address; photo proof has been sent to your email address.
