Porch Pirates Mystery BoxesReviews of porchpirates.us

Buyer beware!!! 2-1/2 months and still waiting after paying for expedited 2 day processing. Customer service is non existent and non responsive. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM!

There were issues with my first order and it was dealt with in a very fast, professional manner. I have since placed a second order with them as they are human too and everyone deserves a second chance. Customer service in the end were top notch. The items were fabulous.

It took almost a month to get our box that we ordered from you. We love ordering from you. I believe we’ve ordered twice the first box that we got when it came had a big hole in it. I did not know if I would have taken a picture of it and sent it back to you that you could have fixed it so we ordered another one and it took almost a month for that to get here as well love your stuff, but don’t love the length of time it takes to get back to us.

If I could put a 0 I would. I ordered on August 3 and the boxes were to ship and arrive Aug 13-17. They never did. No tracking. No update. I tried to reach them via phone, messenger and email and NOTHING- I now have proceeded to place a charge back with the cc and they are investigating which takes 3 months! I am sick over this - this is NOT OK at all. What a RIP OFF - STAY AWAY from this company - they are not legitimate!

My wait time for my health and beauty mystery box was a month past estimated time if delivery and that was after filing a complaint with the BBB. I paid for a $45 box and got sample size items and the box wasn't even half full. It was filled with peanuts. I was very unhappy and very disappointed.

I placed an order on Jul 10th 2026 and 2 months later on 9/08/2026 I still haven't received it. I have left email after email, and I have not gotten a response about my items. I would not recommend this company to anyone.

After 7 weeks and countless emails the most pathetic half filled mystery box I have ever recieved arrived. I bought the $80 wild card box and it was literally half filled and had nothing even decent in it. Recieved a water bottle, some ki.d of seal for who knows what, box of tiny squishy, a couple cards, tiny instruction manual for something that was not even in the box and some party decor that I would never want. Useless and not worth $80 and 7 weeks of waiting.

I received a 20$ item and what was left in the box was garbage that was dirty and broken. Box was less then half full.