Porch Pirates Mystery BoxesAt Porch Pirates, we believe shopping should be exciting. That’s why we’ve created a unique mystery box experience where every order is a surprise waiting to be opened. Our boxes are filled with a wide variety of authentic merchandise sourced from major retailers and overstock, liquidation, and customer-return inventory. Every box is assembled by hand, making each one a one-of-a-kind experience.Whether you’re hoping to discover electronics, gaming gear, designer accessories, home goods, toys, beauty products, collectibles, or everyday essentials, every mystery box offers the excitement of the unknown. Many customers enjoy sharing their unboxing experiences online, and we’ve built an enthusiastic community around the thrill of discovering what’s inside.We are committed to transparency and customer service. Every product is sold as part of a mystery experience, and customers know exactly what they’re purchasing—a sealed mystery box with randomized contents. We clearly communicate our policies before purchase and continually work to improve our customer experience based on feedback.Since launching, Porch Pirates has fulfilled thousands of orders for customers across the United States while also operating a retail location where shoppers can experience our mystery boxes in person. Whether you’re buying for yourself, searching for a unique gift, or simply enjoy the excitement of surprise, our goal is to deliver an experience that’s fun, memorable, and different from traditional online shopping.Our team appreciates every customer who chooses to shop with us, and we remain dedicated to providing responsive support, fair policies, and an exciting mystery box experience with every order.
Porch Pirates Mystery Boxes (porchpirates.us) has 357 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 2.8 out of 5.
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Denise L.
Not worth the cost Bought 2 boxes no Michael Kors purse and I even paid for the upgrade! Also the items were pathetic. A canvas bad that I could get for free at any expo show. Clothes too small for my kid too big for me. Plastic jewelry, nipple covers, and skin tape? Nope never again.
Sue L.
Got an MK purse in my box! Fast delivery
Zelda B.
Although this mystery box is not super expensive it’s still a pretty good chunk of money. So you will understand why my blood ran cold when I opened my box up in the very first thing that I saw was a $.99 blue plastic beach pail that I could get at the dollar store. My stomach sunk and as I got through the Through the box, I wasn’t getting any happier mismatch things of low cost things that I don’t have any use for whatsoever. I think it’s kind of of odd move to put wild yam balancing cream for hormonal issues when you have no idea who’s getting the box. I also got a string at yourself. Happy St. Patrick’s Day sign. Just utter crap a a notebook, a jump rope, some kind of battery recharger for some sort of machine that I have no idea about. And of course I bought all of this shit because I was hoping that I would get a purse. Absolutely do not waste your money on this company they will take your money and send you a whole bunch of crap that you’re gonna wind up either throwing away donating or trying to find somebody who wants it if I could give it zero stars I would
Mishell
Huge box, one spray mop $5 price tag, one magnet $1 price tag, 1 packet of onion seeds $1 price tag, 1 mini shovel $1 tag, grill brush $1 price tag and a hanging ornament of some sort $1 price tag. That’s it and a flyer saying enter our drawing. Take $10 go to dollar general and spend it .. Huge disappointment and total scam. They deleted my review and said contact us so we can make it right and they don’t respond … huge scam! Have photos and receipt. Don’t do it ..
Anne D.
I was heavily influenced by multiple TikTok videos from this seller showcasing mystery boxes filled with high-value items like electronics, jewelry, and name-brand merchandise. Based on those videos, I purchased multiple boxes. What I received, however, was nothing like what was advertised just low-quality, off-brand items that looked like they came from a dollar store. There were no electronics, no name brands, and no jewelry of any kind. I understand that mystery boxes come with an element of surprise, but this felt like a bait-and-switch. Many other customers have left similar comments on TikTok, describing the same disappointing experience. When I tried to share my honest feedback on the seller’s Facebook and Instagram pages, my comments were immediately deleted and I was blocked. The seller later blamed this on "the algorithm." He did offer to let me return the boxes—but only if I paid to ship them back at my own expense. For me, this isn’t just about the money. It’s about the deceptive marketing and the number of people who are being misled and taken advantage of. I hope this review helps others avoid the same experience.
