Denise K.
Got boxes in a timely manner although…
Got boxes in a timely manner although no pirate hats and I assumed the scaly wag box was a kids box so it was kinda disappointing for the kids. Products were good picks and value was high.

At Porch Pirates, we believe shopping should be exciting. That’s why we’ve created a unique mystery box experience where every order is a surprise waiting to be opened. Our boxes are filled with a wide variety of authentic merchandise sourced from major retailers and overstock, liquidation, and customer-return inventory. Every box is assembled by hand, making each one a one-of-a-kind experience.Whether you’re hoping to discover electronics, gaming gear, designer accessories, home goods, toys, beauty products, collectibles, or everyday essentials, every mystery box offers the excitement of the unknown. Many customers enjoy sharing their unboxing experiences online, and we’ve built an enthusiastic community around the thrill of discovering what’s inside.We are committed to transparency and customer service. Every product is sold as part of a mystery experience, and customers know exactly what they’re purchasing—a sealed mystery box with randomized contents. We clearly communicate our policies before purchase and continually work to improve our customer experience based on feedback.Since launching, Porch Pirates has fulfilled thousands of orders for customers across the United States while also operating a retail location where shoppers can experience our mystery boxes in person. Whether you’re buying for yourself, searching for a unique gift, or simply enjoy the excitement of surprise, our goal is to deliver an experience that’s fun, memorable, and different from traditional online shopping.Our team appreciates every customer who chooses to shop with us, and we remain dedicated to providing responsive support, fair policies, and an exciting mystery box experience with every order.
Porch Pirates Mystery Boxes (porchpirates.us) has 357 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 2.8 out of 5.
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Denise K.
Got boxes in a timely manner although no pirate hats and I assumed the scaly wag box was a kids box so it was kinda disappointing for the kids. Products were good picks and value was high.
Jessica
This is the biggest pile of crap I ever bought! I paid 60 bucks for a box of complete junk! Total rip off, this sucks so hard!
Response from Porch Pirates Mystery BoxesJul 8, 2026
Hey Jessica! We're sorry you didn't like your box, it looks like you've been in touch with our support team leading up to your box's arrival. As per our return policy, you can ship your box back to us for a full refund or a replacement box. Please email your box's unique serial number to [email protected] and we will open your return ticket! -Austin
Tracey H.
I was so excited to receive my porch pirates mystery box but I was extremely disappointed. I've watched others open theirs and they looked pretty good. 80% was in plastic bags and several were broken (medallion, craft punch, wooden sign (actually in many pieces), even the phone case) and others were a few screws, washers, and other miscellaneous hardware. There were only 3 items I could keep or give away. I was happy when I seen a set of earbuds, but when I looked them up they were from Walmart for $9.99. unfortunately I had to throw away almost all but 3 items because they were worth absolutely nothing and nobody wanted any of them. It was so bad that I will not even give porch pirates another chance. Sorry
brenda L.
well the blocked me on Facebook after telling them that what was in my box was unsatisfactory I think the boxes they post is false advertisement because of course they post the better boxes not the bad onnes
Aondrea T.
I like the boxes, It has a lot of usable stuff.
Elaine M.
I love surprises...really love them. I was super excited to get my box until I opened it. Broken pants hangers, happy birthday gift bag, paper tablecloth and an metal junction box cover. I mean I understand not every box is going to have all amazing items, but broken hangers really!? When I added the box to my cart I got a little box that said I qualified for free shipp..shipping... did I get free shipping..NO. There was a few things that were cute but not sure it was enough to order again
Debra B.
I received two boxes. Most of the stuff was opened. Perfume had spilt all over. I will not be able to sell most of what was in the two boxes. I may just have gotten an unlucky draw.
Allene O.
I feel the box could have had more in it, in all the videos I have seen people’s boxes were full. But not bad overall