matt
i was beaten within an inch of my life at crochet practice over this
this master lock did NOT keep my shoe safe. i wrapped it around my shoelace and to my dismay, it came undone and my shoe was stolen by a hooligan. this is NOT ACCEPTABLE and i will be complaining to everyone about this. i hate you masterlock, i lost my right shoe because of you. i now have to hobble around everywhere because of YOU and YOUR LOCKS. what’re the ladies at my crochet practice gonna think of me? how dare you


