Eric W.
Crazy enrollment fee and overpriced labs
I bought function after hearing it plugged on the Huberman podcast I listen to, who promoted labs such as heavy metals and cancer biomarkers. Unfortunately, all of these labs are extra and if you want all of them that will cost you about an extra 3k in testing. The labs provided are all labs that are free with preventative labs with any health insurance plan. I tried to cancel after not completing any labs but was still charged a $133 enrollment fee, biggest load of bs I ever heard of. This product is in no way worth the money get individual ala carte labs from the testing companies they use for a 1/4 of the price if you want them. And as per their response yes they responded to me but still can't explain why it cost them $133 to add you to their system which should be completely automated and not cost them anything. They say it is for access to their platform but I never used the platform so again they are just using well known podcasters to toute their product and then swindling you out of $133 when you realize that nothing that is touted is actually included.
Response from Function HealthMar 9, 2026
Thank you for your feedback. Our team has been in touch with you via email as of March 5th to continue assisting with your concerns. We understand that pricing and add-on options can feel frustrating, and we strive to be transparent about what’s included in membership versus optional advanced testing. We appreciate you sharing your perspective and welcome the opportunity to address any remaining questions directly.




