Dirt D.
I was watching slime videos on YouTube…
I was watching slime videos on YouTube when Don came up to me and asked me if I "wanted to have a bad time?" Confused and distraught I said, "no" Don then preceded to throw bones and me and tell me to get out of his swamp. We're not even in a swamp!! I told him no. Then he picked me up and threw me out of the window while screaming, "WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?" Even though it was a 2 inch drop, I ended up breaking every bone in my body, other than my phalanges. I said ouch in pain. Don then preceded to say to me, "suck it up, suck it up" at least 30 times. I didn’t even get to eat my overpriced chicken!! Don, you will be hearing from my eternity. I will take you to class trial. Monokuma is waiting. - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss


