The website is a scam. No key was provided for the software and no one is available for chat.
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James
It's a scam
It's a scam. Don't buy from this website. You will not get any product but will loose money.
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Ash P.
This has to be a scam
This has to be a scam. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round for the tale of the century - a story so unbelievable, it makes the Loch Ness Monster look like your average goldfish. I've stumbled upon a website selling Office 2021 Professional Plus for £7.38. Yes, you heard it right. Less than the price of a decent sandwich. And who wouldn't swap lunch for the thrill of spreadsheets?
But wait, there's more! For the laughably low price of £3.61, you can get Windows 10 Home. That's cheaper than a London bus ticket. You could be navigating your PC instead of the rain-soaked streets. And for the grand finale, Windows 11 Pro for a mere £4.99. I mean, at these prices, you'd expect them to be hand-delivered by a unicorn, right?
Now, you might be thinking, "This sounds too good to be true," and you'd be as right as rain on a British summer's day. This company is more elusive than a straight answer in a political debate. They're not listed on the Microsoft Reseller Website. Perhaps they're too elite, like a secret society for software sales. Maybe they meet in a shadowy lair and swap USB sticks in hushed tones.
Their Trustpilot rating is a perfect 5 stars, which is as believable as me saying I'm in line for the throne. The link to their rating is as broken as my New Year's resolutions. It leads to nowhere, a bit like my career in ballet.
Contact details? Oh, you optimist. There's no email, no phone number, no postal address. It's like trying to get an RSVP from a ghost. This company is less reachable than a snowflake on Pluto. They're like that one friend who owes you money - suddenly nowhere to be found.
And the deals, oh, the deals. They're the stuff of legends, like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or a taxi in the rain. It's the kind of bargain that makes you think, "Am I a financial wizard or just being conned?" Spoiler alert: it's probably the latter.
But let's indulge in a bit of fantasy. Imagine clicking 'buy now'. You wait by your mailbox, day after day, with the hope of a child on Christmas Eve. Weeks pass. Seasons change. Empires rise and fall. And still, no software. It's the digital equivalent of sending a love letter to a celebrity - you put your heart out there, but all you get is silence and a vague sense of embarrassment.
And the moral of the story? If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably because it's as real as my chances of becoming the next James Bond. So, if you fancy throwing your money into a virtual black hole, go ahead. But if you want my advice, you'd be better off investing in magic beans.
In conclusion, this website is a masterclass in the art of digital disappearance. They're the Houdini of online sales, vanishing without a trace, leaving behind only the faint echo of your laughter... or is it sobs? Hard to tell. Remember, in the world of too-good-to-be-true deals, you're more likely to find a unicorn riding a flying pig than to get what you paid for. Cheers to the internet – the land of dreams, schemes, and digital smoke screens!
