MembeanReviews of membean.com

membean has terrorized my life for the past 2 years, this is the worst program ever and I never wish that anyone will have to do this ever again.

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While back when I was sitting on my couch, Membean gave me a notification warning about not completing my daily goals and threatened to call child support on me, I was so spooked I hid my kids in the basement and fed them with some leftover parmesan and laid them a hay bed. Yesterday, they somehow escaped and called the police on me, I tried explaining that it was Membean's fault but they didn't believe me and now I'm going into the slammers for child abuse and neglection along with drug possession charges. Thanks a lot.

bad app I wish Italians were real

I was on my bed and I saw a me bean notification and I busted so hard the door flew out of the window.

my house burned down because of membean. so i was playing fornite then i remember i had membean. so i paused my game but i forgot to close fornite and my computer cant handle more then 1 tabs so my computer turned on fire and burned my house down.

I know it doesn't make sense how did a sight that is supposed to improve your spelling cause such a horrible fate of my dog. well, I was doing my daily membean training when I missed a few questions in a row I received an email from membean I was confused like what why am i getting an email from a vocab site well turns out membean is more violent than Duolingo the email read "if you 2 more questions you can go ahead and say goodbye to that dog of yours. "I was confused and of course just believed it was a joke, so I just ignored it and continued with my membean I missed a question, and I heard a shot fired in the back yard. I ran to the back yard to see a bean, not just any bean a membean next to my dog laying there motionless I chased after membean but he escaped... when my wife and kids returned I had already buried the dog I told my wife everything that happened but she did not believe me so she took the kids and left fearing I was dangerous or insane so you see thats how membean ruined my life.

I've been sticking with Membean for about 3/4 of a school year so far, and the only thing it has taught me were 3 words that describe itself: laborious, unsightly, and inanimate. Oh, I used 'inanimate' wrong. Maybe that wouldn't be a problem if the site didn't just let you know that a word exists but also how to use it in a sentence. Seriously, there's a difference between a large vocabulary vs a vocabulary with definitions. Also, it's not 2008 and I'm not a newborn. For the love of all that is holy, reject tradition and embrace modernity, guys. Tl;DR: Ugly 2008 site, words aren't given context, very repetitive.