Ed
Worst membership ever!
Becoming a Massage Envy member is possibly the worst decision I have ever made as a consumer. It appears that the national/corporate component is very limited, thus leaving customers with no recourse when franchises, like my home location in Columbia, MD, act in an unreasonable fashion. Not only do they refuse to take calls or call back, they also routinely fail to meet their own promises (like a 6 month account freeze due to COVID) and make up rules while telling you to follow your contract. Which contract is that when they periodically require new paperwork, only give it to you minutes before your massage appointment, and refuse to supply the contract(s) that I signed? As for the massages, they vary greatly between locations and personnel. In my 10 years as a member (that continues only because I don’t want to forfeit my accumulated massage credits), I have had 2 great massages (in California), a slew of useless massages, and 2 massages (in Maryland) that left me feeling semi-injured due to the person not knowing what they were doing at all. It appears that the training provided is either limited or rudimentary, which causes the few therapists who are competent to be hard to get without 10 to 14 days notice. As someone who competes in track and field as a serious hobby, I became uncomfortable getting massages anytime leading up to or during my competition season and later accumulated even more massages when we moved and during the pandemic. In another twist of inexplicable draconian nonsense, they severely limit how many and how often you can give away massage credits; that despite charging you to do so and even blocking me from donating them to medical and other frontline workers during the pandemic. If you must get massages, I strongly recommend that you seek out local and/or independent operators who will provide a better product and do it for a lower price (while more of the money gets to the actual massage therapist). If in doubt, you don’t have to take my word – there are plenty of Reddit entries that tell the story of working there and their membership practices.



