Dicks By MailReviews of dicksbymail.com

DBM always has great products for a variety of occasions. A gift for everyone! I've used their services a dozen times with no problems.

I want to like the products offered because they are funny, but my overall satisfaction at this point is not very high. I placed an order for four items (three of which were for someone's birthday). Received a confirmation email and then an email with tracking, but it was missing one of the items. I figured hey ok, two separate packages or perhaps an error on their end. Then only three of the four items were delivered, but they were not as expected. A sweatshirt had dirt on the back of it and non-related items (birthday card with "glitter" and set of four coasters) were all put into a secret Santa box that was only supposed to contain a sweatshirt and gummies so I had to open said box to get the rest of the items out. No biggie I guess, but then the gummies were also in another bag with glitter that was supposed to be in a birthday card so I had to open that as well. The coasters I ordered were not all as advertised; the quality of one was very lackluster compared to the other three in that the material was different, it had square edges where the others were rounded, and I did NOT receive the "don't f*** up my table" but instead received two of the "eat a bag of d*cks". Customer service is non-existent since all you can do is email them at their gmail.com account and hope they decide to answer. Oh, and I still don't have the fourth and final item I ordered (tire cockz) plus no email has been sent with tracking or no response from their "customer service" as to when I can expect it to be sent. I wouldn't waste my money with them again, but if you do be sure to go into it with low expectations.

They are awesome! I sent a package to my friend who lives with some conservative family and they were discreet and timely. I also messed up the address on one order and it didn't get to where it was going and they got back to me super quick and sent it right back out again corrected the next day. All that and super delicious. Considerate, discreet, delicious, and timely. What more could you want in a d***?

Hilarious idea! Also, they have great customer service! I had a problem with my order (that was out of their control) but they still happily replaced it for me. :)

WOW!!! Excellent customer service! Like, above & beyond.... I made a mistake on the shipping address --- uh oh.... looks like some stranger might wonder who they pissed off (LOL). DBM re-sent the order to the correct person who is hungry for d!cks (but just doesn't know it yet) for no additional charge! You can bet there are going to be a lot more uptight jerks in my life that get a little surprise in the mail this year!! Thanks so much, D!ck!

Customer service was awesome. Definitely will order in the future!

Amazing customer service. I accidentally gave the wrong address and they cleared it up ASAP. Great gag gift

I love this site! Customer service is great and products are awesome!