Bursa
Wow! Literally THE opposite of what it was supposed to do
My life was going great before I got these beads. I was climbing moderately fast up the corporate ladder. I had extra money which I used to give to charity and to treat others to meals. I had my dream home and a boyfriend he treated me like a princess, but then I got this advertisement for the beads and it sounded to good to be true- like pseudoscience! I quickly bought several bracelets. I placed them on my wrist and followed instructions. My whole world started crumbling before my eyes. My company fired me. I stopped giving to charity. My boyfriend left me for an actual princess. I put several more bracelets on and things got even crazier. My country elected a reality host for the office of the presidency. A massive respiratory virus swept the country. My ex-boyfriend became a prince by marrying the actual princess. In short, these beads are dangerous.



