Craig S.
Practical Degeneracy
Bought the BACtrack S80 because apparently “trust me, I’m fine” doesn’t hold up in court or marriage. This little gadget has probably saved me from explaining to a state trooper why my jacket smells like mezcal and bad decisions. Reads faster than my conscience and more accurately than my buddy Steve. 10/10 — would recommend for anyone who’s ever said “I’m good to drive” while holding a taco in one hand and hope in the other.



