Mister J.
Dangerous for sensitive orifices
Don't stick it up your butt. Trust me on this one.
5G BioShield is listed under Internet & Software in Yelm, Washington.
5G BioShield (5gbioshield.com) has 91 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 2.1 out of 5.
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Mister J.
Don't stick it up your butt. Trust me on this one.
tnpdamacles
Bioshield forgot our breadsticks, and was rude to my partner when we asked about the Arrabbiata.
Jonathan G.
Horrible, extremely dangerous! Because I wanted more protection, I had plugged two devices in the same hub. I don't know what happened, but instantly a "micro black hole" appear just in front of me. It sucked half of my laptop but fortunately I successfully unplug the devices just in time. I don't know what the phenomenon, but seriously if this product can destroy the entire universe, it sould be ILLEGAL!!!
PlonkerPlumPillock I.
Bought one of these for myself and my wife. My wife activated hers first and immediately disappeared. Seemingly it blocks ALL electromagnetic radiation! There was just this black void. No light left the void and no light entered the void. She could not see and so assumed that she had gone blind. The stress from this was enough to precipitate a stroke. Problem was, I couldn't find her to help her or deactivate the device. Total waste of time. I also noticed that through quantum harmonisation, it kills my plants! I had forgotten that photosynthesis relies on the uncertainty principle. By affecting plants' quantum state, it stops photosynthesis! Now I have a poorly wife and wilted begonias. Waste of money! P.s. it plays havoc with TV reception, the microwave oven and, when I took mine to work at the local hospital, it wrecked a £1M CT scanner!
AC
Absolutely terrible device, bought it to protect me from the 5G but when I plugged it into my laptop my S20 Ultra combusted into flames and set my house on fire. Now my wife has left me and she's taken custody of the kids. My boss found out how stupid I was buying this and has sacked me. I've lost everything.
Alvaro A.
Seriously guys, if you are dumb enough to fall for this SCAM, I have a mute "talking rock" I'll be happy to sell you.
Der S.
Be very careful when using this shield. I was messing around with what I assumed were the configuration files on the stick when suddenly a wormhole appeared in the middle of my living room. As I was carefully approaching the wormhole a strange creature jumped out, looked at me, said something I could not understand and before I could blink it stole my television set. Unfortunately I have not been able to close the wormhole and the same creature now returns every night with its family to steal snacks out of the kitchen. It gets very angry when there aren’t any chips in the cupboard. Appeasing the creature is costing me a fortune. I’ve contacted the company requesting support but they haven’t responded yet. If I can’t get this sorted out I will have to move and I don’t know if anyone will buy my house with a open wormhole in the living room.
marc
Top blokes here. Purchased one as soon as the lockdown started. I started to feel I was getting coronavirus so I sent my first one back and got another free of charge. I felt so much better!! After showing it off at work, the people I showed ended up catching the virus and they had to have a week off! Well worth the money. They all purchased one and haven't looked back.