5G BioShieldReviews of 5gbioshield.com

I plugged this into my computer and now every image on my computer is a picture of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Every song on my spotify playlist is the specific song from The Mummy soundtrack where the CGI scorpion king comes on screen. Please I just want my files back. Would recommend.

I purchased this product in early may and have been using it since as i am livid that 5g has been rolled out because it will end humanity as we know it. At first all was good, i felt a little light headed and off for a week or so at first but i assumed that this was because it was taking my body a little time to readjust to dangerous toxic 5g no longer being in my immediate environment however i recently realised that it was not the case and instead this so called "anti-5g device" is actually amplifying the 5g signals in the atmosphere potentially bringing the radiation levels upto the amount 6g (this is because this device works by sending out the opposite of the 5g radio wave which in turn effectivly cancels out the 5g frequency as the wave overall becomes neutral, however 5g is actually a massive variety of different wave frequencies so matching all these different frequencies from such a small device is a very difficult task which is why my device was amplifying the signal as 5g wasn't being canceled out so it just ended up adding more radiowaves to my beloved house). i realised this when i had a sharp stabbing pain on the side of my head and went to the doctors to get it checked out, it turned out that i had actually grown a third eye on the side of my head. Then a couple days later i realised i had grown 3 extra toes on my right foot so at this point i decided to stop using the device and message customer support to see if i can get any assistance with my issues (so far they have not got back to me). Fast forward a week and a bit to yesterday when i got out of the shower and my 7 year old pet human (called shrek2) threw his favorite crackpipe at my back in a tantrum becuase he had run out of crack and id been in the shower for nearly 6 hours and almost drown fighting a heroin overdose. anyway when the little sh!t threw the crackpipe at my back it shattered and some of the glass got stuck in my back, so i had to go to the hospital again, however this time i rammed shrek2 through one of the locals letterboxes as i cannot put up with his drug fueled tantrums anymore and its difficult for me to get clean when their is somebody always smoking crack in my kitchen. Anyways fast forward to the hospital and the doctor tells me that i unfortunately had developed testicular cancer which i was very upset about as i was hoping to create my own little pet human one day (that is if i ever manage to get off crack, heroin, pcp, acid, meth, Ecstasy, spice, speed, alcohol and last but not least caffine. oh yeah i also need a stable job or even just a job and a partner to create a human with. would also help if i moved out of my motorhome and by motorhome i mean the abandoned, stolen 1992 mitsubishi pickup truck with a shed on the back that i found in the middle of the woods on an acid trip 6 years ago and have lived their ever since) however its not all doom and gloom as the doctor discovered i had grown a second set of testicles on my upper right back when he was removing the shattered crackpipe from my back, which means as long as the drug abuse hasnt made me infertile i will still be able to create a pet human one day so i am happy overall. PROS: very cheap for such a revolutionary and complex device I can now see around corners i can still create a pet human it gave me an excuse to get rid of shrek2 (pet human) CONS: the product didnt only not block the 5g signals but amplified them this product gave me testicular cancer i now have a toe hanging out of my right shoe had to cut down on crack for a few days to afford the device