Valhalla VitalityReviews of valhallavitality.com

Have used Valhalla > than a year but last month has been a nightmare; 10/7 placed order for two 40mg vials Tirz & got a confirmation text saying allow 10 biz days. 3 weeks later no update/no product. Texting/emailing got nowhere so I made consult appt since it seemed only way to reach a live person (that seemed to light a fire). Order finally delivered today but it's only one 20mg vial. Epic fail. I texted @ 4:00 & nearly 4 hrs later still no response. UPDATE AS OF 11/1/2024: Valhalla did respond (by text) the day after I left this review and said they would send me another vial. I was confused on the dosage, which is correct. They did add VIP points to my account to use towards next purchase for their mistake in not sending the 2 vials I ordered.

My Hcg and Tesamorelin (not sermorelin) experience. Valhalla used to offer me to buy my hcg 2 big vials at a time by subscription. After doing this for 1 year they say I have to space out my purchases, which is a major inconvenience because it makes it more likely that I run out, and causes gaps, especially with the long and inconsistent processing times everyone writing reviews has mentioned. As of October 2024 they no longer work with ReviveRX compounding pharmacy which means the best hcg in the USA, (besides pregnyl) is no longer available. Asking customer service via text message, who the new compounding pharmacy will be, I only get weird replies that never answer my question. I have asked them several times and they never tell me. Perhaps they dont want me to learn the ingredients. Very unusual behavior you wouldn't expect from an American business. The other downside with Valhalla is that they no longer offer Tesamorelin. Instead they try to sell me the lame peptide sermorelin. Word to the wise, sermorelin does not increase sustained levels of IGF-1. The only reason people use peptides for growth, anti-ageing, etc, is for the igf-1 boost. Sermorelin is a neutered version of human growth hormone/tesamorelin. Smart people go by real tangible igf-1 blood level labs. Only Tesamorelin is equivalent to human growth hormone in that it also boost igf-1 to sustained high levels for 24 hours. So Valhalla no longer sells real igf-1 boosting solutions. I used to recommend Valhalla to friends for Tesamorelin, but I will no longer be doing that. Any dose under 1mg tesamorelin per day will not WORK to boost igf-1 effectively. Sermorelin, I would never use it because it doesn't boost igf-1 in a sustained manner. People wanting tesamorelin should seek out clinic that work with ReviveRX, as Revive RX is the only pharmacy that sells the safe and pure formulation that doesn't contain the cytotoxic ingredient "cresol."

I completed the intake form and waited for someone to contact me about a consultation. I was leary of sending a copy of my DL but gave it a shot anyway and nothing. I sent an email to follow 2 weeks later and then received a response saying to text my inquiry. I know it's 2024 but to conduct business via text messaging, especially when you could just respond to an email AND have a portal customers have to sign in to use, is so odd to me.

Started out with my first order great, within 8 weeks I had lost 25lbs. I was feeling very optimistic. Then second order on Oct 1st, received notification that the Oct 7th, the pharmacy stopped filling orders, and they sent to another pharmacy. Oct 10th I was informed that that they no longer filled for Valhalla. I confirmed that I still wanted my prescription and not a refund. I have been told that it had been resent but still not received any updates. I am frustrated as I have not had any medications for over 2 weeks. I hope that they can get this figured out and get my meds soon and hopefully no issues with further orders. Trizepitide 60mg

Getting a response from provider was slow after labs were sent in, the call for consultation was almost 20 minutes late. My prescription never got sent in the 1st 10 days, had to resend. Still waiting for one prescription. As a provider myself, not very impressed. I understand things can happen, hopefully future interactions go smoother.

They are too expensive on their medications! Go elsewhere!

The intake was smooth and the order progression was good up UNTIL the pharmacy had the order. I’ve been out of town and had not received any info about shipment or arrival. I’ve had someone standing by to take the package in need of refrigeration but I have no clue if it arriving soon or has been sitting in the elements for a week. This very poor communication. It’s as though once the order reached the pharmacy ValhallaVitality was through with service or follow through.

Not able to talk with a person re: questions is the only complaint I have. Medication works great!