True NutritionReviews of truenutrition.com

I'm writing this because it's been three weeks since I've put an order for True nutrition protein. I am now rooting for it to stay on the road "shipping" to me as long as possible. Why would I want that? Because I often imagine my bag of protein traversing the US like Frodo heading for mount doom. A slow perilous journey. I'm proud that my protein will be three weeks, perhaps four or more, on the road surviving battles with orcs, wizards and other unimaginable dangers before (and if) it gets to me. After all, what else could be slowing down a shipment inside the continental US for almost a month if not adventure?!? I hope to meet my adventurous whey protein some day. Until that day happens I will think of my protein and tell my grandchildren about the protein shake I waited a lifetime for. About what that bag of potential mass gain stood for. Maybe once I'm long and gone they'll receive this valiant bag of whey protein! It'll tell them tales of survival, romance, and grit! And it will avenge my death and my honor!

Every other order has a problem. Just waited 9 days to get 8 containers (of powder that could've fit in 2) of the wrong product. Ordered French Vanilla, got Lemon Cake. It's not like those two are next to each other in a dropdown menu, or both start with F, they're not even close. Not at all surprised; obviously very tedious, manual, laborious, inefficient processes being used to fulfill orders. Order before the last one never shipped, had to hound them for a week and eventually just scrap it and start a new order. I don't know what's so difficult. Even their printed labels are blurry and faded, like they're using a printer from 2004 and it's always on its last few grains of toner. My $20 printer prints clearer labels on the same label stickers. It's a shame, too, could be an awesome company but they make it so friggin hard to want to buy from them.