Supprimer définitivement les émoticons qui n'ont absolument rien de professionnel dans les échanges.
Le vocabulaire et sujets doivent être uniquement d'ordre professionnel.
Aucune émotion ne doit transparaitre.
On va au travail pour uniquement pour parler du travail et travailler. Ni émotions ni vie privée ne doivent transparaître.
SZ
scott Z.
Microsoft Teams: A Love Story
Dear Mr Gates,
I'm compelled to express my appreciation for your cloud-based team collaboration software. While Microsoft Teams offers a commendable user experience, it's not merely its functionality that prompts this review. You see, it is within the digital confines of your platform that I encountered something far more profound: the love of my life.
I am well aware that matchmaking isn't the intended purpose of your software. Nevertheless, I'd like to share with you our story—a love story.
It all began over three years ago, amid the unprecedented times when people were using the phrase, ‘unprecedented times’. I resided in Melbourne, while KK—at first just initials in a circle before her camera flickered to life—called Sydney home. We were mere co-workers, separated by 1,223 kilometers and a screen, yet to realize the impending twist of fate scheduled into our calendars as a 2:30 pm Microsoft Teams meeting.
Let me spare you mundane details and fast-forward through the work chapter of this story. After all, most love stories don't entail brainstorming, timesheets, or corporate jargon like 'Let's circle back to that'. I wouldn't watch that movie — even if Timothee Chalamet and Florence Pugh starred in the title roles. After several months and countless Team calls, we finally wrapped up our project, and KK and I were officially acquaintances, on the verge of friendship, perhaps even something more. Let's circle back to that.
In retrospect, it might have been the abundance of heart emoji reactions generously dispersed in our group chats, but KK and I both felt there was something between us. To investigate what that 'something' was, one fateful evening, as the status icons on Teams glowed in synchronous online presence, I seized the moment with a simple message: "What's for dinner?"
It wasn't a mere culinary inquiry, as you might have guessed. It was a gesture of connection, laden with unspoken meaning—an invitation to explore the depths of our shared interests: creatively, film, humour, music, dinner. Our nightly ritual of virtual banter soon transcended the confines of Teams, migrating to Instagram, text messages, and late-night conversations. With each exchange, the distance between us melted away, paving the way for a long-awaited rendezvous IRL—now, the world was finally reopening. FYI, the answer to the question was a burrito.
I vividly recall the first time I saw her in person—her beauty was no longer confined to 180-pixel resolution. I remember her smile, the subtle dimple in her left cheek, and the way she leapt out of the Uber and dashed towards me. In this moment, she ceased to be KK and became Katie. Now, this is the part of the movie where music would swell. Timothee and Florence would rush to each other in slow motion—it would probably be raining.
Yet, in my recollection of that moment, no soundtrack played, and the weather, if memory serves, was fair. However, these details proved inconsequential as we embraced each other as if time stood still. We were rendered speechless, as if still fumbling for the unmute button. Until, in unison, we uttered our first words, not through a speaker, but face-to-face, about legs.
"You've got legs! You've got legs!" we shouted to each other with glee. To clarify, we had yet to see each other's lower halves below our laptop screens.
Yes, we both had legs. Legs that lightly brushed against each other's beneath the table while we indulged in orange wine and exchanged stories on that first encounter. Legs that would go on to journey between cities for a year before finding their cozy place intertwined on the couch—hers draped over mine—where we shared laughter over LOST reruns, and tea sipped in a place we both called home. Legs, we joked that if we got married, we would walk down the aisle to the Microsoft Team call music.
Today, as we celebrate our three-year anniversary, I am reminded of the serendipitous chain of events that led me to her—to us. I extend my gratitude for your platform, which unknowingly became the catalyst for our love.
Anyway, that's my review of Microsoft Teams. Your company's mission statement is to empower every individual and every organisation on earth to accomplish more. What's more of an accomplishment than love?
5 stars.
HH
Heike H.
Hände weg
Hände weg! "neues" Teams, funktioniert nicht, Zeit wird falsch eingetragen und lässt sich auch nicht ändern. SUPPORT absolut letztklassig!!!! Hatten 2 Telefontermine vereinbart; wurde 2x NICHT angerufen und versetzt!!!! Unglaublich! Absolut letztklassig. Ich suche mir ein anderes tool!
In keinster Weise empfehlenswert!
MA
Marco
Crap
It was mediocre, now it is crap.
There are more times that it is stuck or crashes that you can use it for work.
8 out of 10 times, it fails to deliver screenshots or images.
Avoid it.
OC
Oleg C.
Impossibile utilizzarlo da un altro dispositivo
Impossibile utilizzarlo da un altro dispositivo, si può utilizzare solo dal dispositivo sul quale ci si è registrati originariamente. Gestione accesso account di una complicatezza da livello CIA. Come rendere le cose semplici complicate.
SS
Scott S.
New teams is awful and doesn't work
New teams is awful and doesn't work
Microsoft have forced me to download new teams. Now all my chats have disappeared, I can't find any contacts from the companies I regularly work with. Microsoft help and complaints is non-existent as usual. I hate microsoft, they are so useless.
AD
Adam
The most unfriendly app for virtual…
The most unfriendly app for virtual meetings. It blows my mind how the worlds biggest tech company can get it so wrong.
As with most tech operations you could put this down to user error, but when the same user can navigate every other platform with ease and without bugs, glitches or any training, then it comes back to the app provider.
One of the most infuriating things across not just Teams but all Microsoft apps is the "You cannot sign in using a work or school account".
Consistently and hugely disappointed for years - to the point where I write a review which I never do.
Use anyone else and you will be better off.
NM
Nauman M.
Slow, resource-intensive
Slow, resource-intensive. It is a glorified web app, not a proper desktop software. Screen sharing features are limited.