Matt F.
Horrible guide horrible experience
The first thing that struck me about this tour was our guide Eliot’s bizarre and purposefully off-putting behavior. For a food tour, we were given a rather extraordinary amount of personal information on they/them upfront. After about six minutes of painful emotional prodding during an all-together confusing summation of they/their time attempting a career as a comedienne at second city, Eliot stopped the tour inexplicably for a long and lingering moment by the Obama family’s top literary picks to explain Chicago’s diversity-rich history to us. We didn’t receive any food for another 45 minutes afterwards. Somehow, the tour still ended almost an hour early. When receiving my pizza slice, I shot Eliot a rather confused glance and they/their response still has me perplexed. “MY tour differs greatly from the script that I’ve been given,” they said curtly. I said nothing at all before or afterwards. In my opinion, this was strange when speaking to a customer while all the others could easily hear. Between the destinations, Eliot studied their reflection in the windows of the buildings we passed. Very odd behavior for a tour guide of any kind. Also, the food that one is given on the food tour totals about $30, so one essentially pays $49.99 to be toyed with for a few hours. I’ll walk myself up and down Jackson Blvd next time (which comprises the entirety of the food portion of the food tour) and avoid the nonsense next time.
Response from Secret Food ToursJul 27, 2026
Thank you for sharing your perspective, Matt. We’d like to provide some additional context for anyone reading this review. The experience described here was not that of a paying guest joining one of our public food tours. You attended as part of our guide onboarding process, where the purpose is to evaluate and discuss different guiding approaches. As such, it was not representative of the experience our guests receive on our regular tours. We're sorry to hear that the tour did not meet your expectations. As part of the onboarding process, candidates are encouraged to share their feedback directly with us so we can have an open discussion. Unfortunately, after the tour, communication regarding your application came to an end before that conversation could take place. We are incredibly proud of the experiences our guides deliver and of the feedback we consistently receive from the thousands of guests who join our Chicago food tours each year. We have shared the relevant information with the review platform so they can determine whether this review complies with their guidelines. For anyone considering joining us, we encourage you to explore the experiences shared by our guests, which reflect the tours we deliver every day.



