Clive L.
2week holiday January 31/01/2024
2week holiday January 31/01/2024 - 15/02/2024 to Royalton Cuba - Cato Santa Maria. This holiday was booked after careful research and trip advisor reviews claiming recently refurbished, al la cart restaurants and 5 star rating and all reviews read praised rooms, food and service rating at 5 star.The reality is: Room The first offered quite frankly stank , the shower was rancid, towels grey, bedding left me speechless. Grey fade yellow bolsters, thin grey sheets, no light switches to switch off main lamp and bedside lamps. We were moved the next day but quite frankly if I could have gone home I would, but we live in the UK. Quiet frankly I could have wept. To set the tone after a 9 hour flight and a 5 hour taxi journey we were greeted with 2 soggy grey hand towels and an un drinkable cocktail. As for the food it speaks volumes when you are yearning for the in flight meal on the plane home. Food- yes we recognised there would be shortages but what was served was always cold, swimming in oil and overcooked and most evenings the al la cadre restaurant served chicken, fish, inedible stringy beef and even pasta was ruined by the sauce. Before the second week we and my husband both ended up with tummy trouble and I came home half a stone lighter having lived in boiled and Cuban rice to prevent further upsets and partner likewise. In the last week there was a chicken heist- no more roast chicken and no morning breakfast eggs, no bacon and bullets for cereal. Bread was lovely butter horrible, and yogurt resembled blancmange. Best meal was cheese and ham toasties in Varadero. Drinks - water only and bottle of rum in the room, rum if wanted replaced weekly but we didn’t want it and no alternative offered. Drinks in bar were premium labels but no mixers and wine was variable, often no red and beer ran out on at least 2 occasions and there was no sparkling wine, Prosecco or champagne on offer. Cleanliness - main bedroom after being moved was fresher than previous but bathroom was musty and humid and towels unspeakable. Grey and at best thick but more often thin and stained. Butlers everyday tried to be helpful asking what we needed but obviously couldn’t deliver, clean white sheets (sheets were only changed twice) clean white towels a fresh airy bathroom and bedroom and proper pillows. Their time would have been better employed with the maids scrubbing rooms clean. On at least four occasions I woke soaked in perspiration having dreamt that I was drowning in a mosquito infested swamp and during the last 4 days despite air con clothes in the wardrobe were soaked and smelly. Luxury rating 0, star rating 0. We have to Cuba 5 times before in 5 star hotels which although sometimes experiencing food shortages the bedrooms and environment were 5 star. We never ever stayed in anything like this hotel let alone a hotel purporting to be a 5 star. On a positive note, although hard to find, the staff were helpful although at times looked embarrassed, some staff worked incredibly especially bar and pool bar staff and gardeners and chambermaids while others stood about watching. The general manager when asked our view didn’t stay long to hear what we had to say. To summarise the best part of the holiday was taxi ride back to Varadero, the toasties and coffee in the airport and in-house flight meal and arrival home.

