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TOOK MY MONEY NEVER GOT MY CLASSIC LIQUIDATION MYSTERY BOX THAT I BOUGHT AND STILL WAITING FOR IT

At Porch Pirates, we believe shopping should be exciting. That’s why we’ve created a unique mystery box experience where every order is a surprise waiting to be opened. Our boxes are filled with a wide variety of authentic merchandise sourced from major retailers and overstock, liquidation, and customer-return inventory. Every box is assembled by hand, making each one a one-of-a-kind experience.Whether you’re hoping to discover electronics, gaming gear, designer accessories, home goods, toys, beauty products, collectibles, or everyday essentials, every mystery box offers the excitement of the unknown. Many customers enjoy sharing their unboxing experiences online, and we’ve built an enthusiastic community around the thrill of discovering what’s inside.We are committed to transparency and customer service. Every product is sold as part of a mystery experience, and customers know exactly what they’re purchasing—a sealed mystery box with randomized contents. We clearly communicate our policies before purchase and continually work to improve our customer experience based on feedback.Since launching, Porch Pirates has fulfilled thousands of orders for customers across the United States while also operating a retail location where shoppers can experience our mystery boxes in person. Whether you’re buying for yourself, searching for a unique gift, or simply enjoy the excitement of surprise, our goal is to deliver an experience that’s fun, memorable, and different from traditional online shopping.Our team appreciates every customer who chooses to shop with us, and we remain dedicated to providing responsive support, fair policies, and an exciting mystery box experience with every order.
Porch Pirates Mystery Boxes (porchpirates.us) has 357 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 2.8 out of 5.
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TOOK MY MONEY NEVER GOT MY CLASSIC LIQUIDATION MYSTERY BOX THAT I BOUGHT AND STILL WAITING FOR IT
Noah B.
We ordered 1 box and we can't track it and also we contacted them on Facebook someone responded but said the box hasn't been shipped yet but it was supposed to be here today or yesterday
Adriane G.
Can someone plz help!?!?? I have tried to contact them via phone, get an AI recording cannot speak with a real person, emailed, yard the message request online and never get a response! I ordered multiple boxes but cannot get an update on shipment etc. I am beginning to feel like I just fell into a scam trap! Anyone else have this issue?
Jennifer
I bought 2 boxes. The first arrived a week later than the expected date and I have yet to receive the second box. Huge mistake. Cheap cheap product in the box that I received, not worth the money. One item I have no idea what it even is. Will not make this mistake again. We will see if I receive the 2nd box??
Miranda K.
All items were cheap and kid toys. Not the fun kid toys either. Ugh
Denise L.
Not worth the cost Bought 2 boxes no Michael Kors purse and I even paid for the upgrade! Also the items were pathetic. A canvas bad that I could get for free at any expo show. Clothes too small for my kid too big for me. Plastic jewelry, nipple covers, and skin tape? Nope never again.
Zelda B.
Although this mystery box is not super expensive it’s still a pretty good chunk of money. So you will understand why my blood ran cold when I opened my box up in the very first thing that I saw was a $.99 blue plastic beach pail that I could get at the dollar store. My stomach sunk and as I got through the Through the box, I wasn’t getting any happier mismatch things of low cost things that I don’t have any use for whatsoever. I think it’s kind of of odd move to put wild yam balancing cream for hormonal issues when you have no idea who’s getting the box. I also got a string at yourself. Happy St. Patrick’s Day sign. Just utter crap a a notebook, a jump rope, some kind of battery recharger for some sort of machine that I have no idea about. And of course I bought all of this shit because I was hoping that I would get a purse. Absolutely do not waste your money on this company they will take your money and send you a whole bunch of crap that you’re gonna wind up either throwing away donating or trying to find somebody who wants it if I could give it zero stars I would
Mishell
Huge box, one spray mop $5 price tag, one magnet $1 price tag, 1 packet of onion seeds $1 price tag, 1 mini shovel $1 tag, grill brush $1 price tag and a hanging ornament of some sort $1 price tag. That’s it and a flyer saying enter our drawing. Take $10 go to dollar general and spend it .. Huge disappointment and total scam. They deleted my review and said contact us so we can make it right and they don’t respond … huge scam! Have photos and receipt. Don’t do it ..