Porch Pirates Mystery BoxesReviews of porchpirates.us

UPDATE: it is now July 9th, and I have still not the received the last box I ordered, nor has the money been refunded. I’ve also left more messages and have not received any replies. I have never ever had such a horrible customer service experience in my life… this is ridiculous! If I was able to give a negative amount of stars, that’s what they’d get. I FINALLY received the very first box I ordered on October 26, 2025! Almost 5 months after I ordered it!!!! Seriously! FIVE months after I ordered?!?! And, talk about total CRAP in the box... seriously PorchPirates... what the hell?!?! There were three whole things in the box... 1 was a 2-pack of iphone glass protector sheets (valued at $5.98), a 24-piece set of Fall Party Favors - for CLASSROOM hanging party decor (appx. value of $13.99) and the final item.... a 24-piece velvet Christmas bow - very ugly color - (appx value of $12.99) --- I spent $37.95 on that box - and it contained crap worth about $33.... I still have one box they owe me... I'm curious to see how much longer that one will take... and what CRAP will be in it too... One piece of advice... you are ORDERING AT YOUR OWN RISK! Just don't do it. I wound up cancelling my 'subscription' due to lack of communication, a bunch of lies regarding my order - WHEN I got a reply... and the length of time to receive what I paid for. Which so far has been junk!

Made an order for $1200 3 months ago and never received ANYTHING or my money back!!! Have called, emailed, and reached out on messenger with no response!!!

Bought 240 boxes for our retail business. 99% of the items were the same cheap target case pack items. Less than 2 lbs per box, lots of bad customer feedback. Save yourself

Ordered 5 boxes, and received one. Zero response from Customer service regarding the other 4. Shipping shows only one sent, the rest have been ordered but not shipped. (and of course paid for)

On Dec 22, 2025 I purchased multiple boxes-9 to be exact for a corporate event. I have not received tracking, nor have I received a response to my phone call or email. I did receive a response from a Facebook message saying they would be shipping soon. That never happened. I’ll be disputing it with my bank. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY!!

DO NOT BUY FROM PORCHPIRATES!!!! I ordered a subscription to send me 1 box a month. I started in August and got nothing. Emailing them took several messages before they responded that shipping was slow and it would ship the following Monday. Never received, but they were quick to process the next months box. After waiting since August for something and sending a bunch of emails that were never returned, I did a chargeback and will not buy anything from them again!!

Was super excited to try this and experience the mystery box. Still haven’t received the box and several attempts to email and a phone call has not resolved it to date. Requested a refund and waiting for an answer Credit card company will be next step if they don’t step up. Disappointed for sure.

Pitiful for a mystery box. I've ordered many mystery boxes and decided to try this one....mistake. Ordered the Classic Liquidation Mystery box for a party. Glad I opened before taking it somewhere. 7 items, most school supplies (2 pencil sharpeners, notepad and loose leaf paper), xmas bows, mini 2x3 frames and a pair of shoes. Everything but the shoes could have been purchased at Dollar Tree. Ordered and never shipped until I contacted them. Horrible company, no response from them when I contacted them about the awful products in the box. Wrote a review about the box and they use a 3rd party. My review is not on their site. Update... I've continued to try to get a response from customer service and as of 3/27/26 still nothing, they will not answer.