Membean equips teachers with innovative tools to help their students build a robust vocabulary. Students learn words in engaging ways and retain what they learn in long term memory
Membean (membean.com) has 274 customer reviews on Five Star Index, with an average rating of 1.3 out of 5.
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Jeffery J.
I have to agree with SCP Foundation's review of Memboner, as I have also seen the THE Memboner Membean on multiple people. I would rather drink my local sewage than be a Memboner victim. If you see the Memboner whilst walking outside, RUN... before it's too late for you. Thank you for your time.
Bobby B.
I was doing my membean until a scary monster under the pants called the memboner escaped and mem***** everywhere.
Fun P.
Membean is the worst thing ever because when ever I miss click the memboner comes out of the screen and attacks me.
Jared F.
One day I was just doing my membean, then I got the word ROCK. I instantly knew what was going to happen to me. Then it happened. The memboner popped out and started membeaning all over me. Then my glorious king LeDada came to save me. At least that's what I thought. It turns out the memboner is just a puppet. He controls it. He is the one membeaning on people. Best experience of my life, 10/10 would definitely recommend again.
skiboner J.
It was a sunny day, just doing my membean like normal. I was about to finish having a little bit of fun when I got it wrong. It gave me words like" dih" Lebrons veiny dih" and "epstin island." IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER. Then THE MEMBONER came and membeaned on me. It whipped me across the face with its dih and lebron came through the window. HE creamed on me and the memboner. They had the great cream war and defeated the memboner. Thanks Lebron for ur nut i ate it all up it was yummy.
Lev K.
This website it hurt me.It tore me from the real world and drowend me in words. the last time i talked to someone i kept repeating Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities Incomprehensibilities
P.Diddle
If you’re reading this, it’s already too late. Membean has claimed another victim. I started with dreams of mastering vocabulary, but now I just mutter “cogent” and “obfuscate” at random strangers on the bus. My friends have stopped calling. My dog won’t look me in the eye. Every session is the same five words on repeat, pounding into my skull until I’m convinced “gregarious” is a government code word. I’ve forgotten what sunlight feels like. I see flashcards when I blink. My family staged an intervention, but I just kept reciting definitions. I finished a session and my laptop started weeping. I tried to escape, but Membean sent me another email: “Time to review!” No. No, it is not time. It will never be time again. Would I recommend Membean? Only to my worst enemies. 1 star for the sheer audacity.
Benjamin N.
This is a preposterous app. I was learning how to better describe the state of the Motherland to my loyal subjects the American people when my IDF minions told me we had to punish the many civilians of Iran. That was when I realized that Membean Doesn't have any Hebrew words so I couldn't accurately propagandize my minions to punish children. Membean, you have failed me and the country of Israel so for that reason I am cutting off funding for all of your projects and blacklisting you from the web. Also if the kids get to smart they won't be able to get propagandized as much. For that Reason, I'm pulling the plug, say goodbye Membean!