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membean kidnapped my leve 10 gyat wife and my skibidi rizz kid and membean gave me the Diddy treatment. And now homeless with no ball and all I listen to is California girls now I can't edge now.

membean membean membean, this slaughtered my social life. i can never be the person i could be before membean. its taken away my entire will to live. my friends will always repeat DUBIOUS MINUTES DUBIOUS MINUTES DUBIOUS MINUTES. as the membeans raid my home to force membean upon me. its taken my soul

Day 28. The Membean has become increasingly more violent as time passes. The day of reckoning will be upon us any day now. I spoke with the camp elder, he gazed into our future, but the future didn't gaze back. There seems to be no hope for us. Radio news broadcasts reported another 12 cities have been destroyed by the Membean. Studies show that it's following a path from east to west. It's infection has already spread over a majority of the European countries. Just yesterday Florida was taken off the map, leaving no survivors. Titan sized cryptic signals have been left in the Membean's monstrous path of destruction. They seem to be trying to attract something from above, but we can only speculate what. I fear that we don't have much time. The prophecy is slowly becoming a reality. The skies will run red, the cities will burn, the towns will fall, the earth will wither, and the ground will split and drag humanity to their eternal punishment.

Membean has ruined my life after I did 14 minutes and not 15. After Membean found out I lost my streak suddenly my life changed. Everyone in school kept repeating to me "you should've done one more minute". I began to lose my mind and everyone stared at me. My teacher began repeating the words "15 minutes" over and over. I ran away from school to the forest. However, voices kept repeating the words "you should've done one more minute". I ran home to see my house was burnt to the ground while my family was dead holding a paper saying " 45 minutes every week". I began weeping until a vine pulled me into the ground and dragged me to hell. I awoke in a classroom alone with Ragav Satish looking at me. I was told I had to do Membean till the end of time. I lost all idea of who I was and now Membean is forcing me to become an English Teacher. I must now pass on the curse to free myself however with everyone in my life gone what's the point. When I am freed I am going to the office of Membean killing everyone in it and taking myself with it. Finally I will end the suffering of thousands if not millions and free us all from the hell we call Membean.

Alright so one day i was doing membean and joe biden and diddy walked through the door with baby oil and ice cream and said lets get it on. Needless to say I busted all over. Best day of my life. Membean sucks

Membean is NOT hawk tuah. I know what hawk tuah looks like, I do. I'm a hawk myself, the best hawk, the biggest hawk to ever tuah. Just to reiterate, this is NOT HAWK TUAH. I saw kamala harris and said hawk tuah. I look at membean and it doesnt wanna hawk tuah so i dont wanna talk tuah.

membean caused me to have short term memory loss and ligma. It made my little brother, Timmis the 2nd have extreme ligma. Now he is being fanum taxed by membean mods. I have stage 5 ligma and membean sucks. It killed poor Timmis and spread ligma to our whole school. curse you membean. They also gave me nitro in discord and they are discord mods. I am very disappointed. ! star. membean you suck and gave me ligma I ahte you. not Ohio or skibidi. I will fanum tax you. You also sent smartschoolboy9 to my house. he is ready for school, and you are NOT ready for him. he will find you membean. I would also like to point out how membean has misgendered me MULTIPLE TIMES< and I do NOT appreciate it. I am lig/ma. You gave me ligma forever and I'm currently in Ohio at the Diddy party getting freaky. EDP is here too. this is all your fault. Niko cado is 3 steps ahead of you and you got lvl 3 gyatt. ! STAR!

Membean made my stepsister into Squidward and all she can say now is "erm what the sigma". and the curse is spreading, now my uncle who is also my boyfriend who is also my father goth fanum taxe by the IRS and now he is homeless and lives in Ohio. help me