MembeanReviews of membean.com

my dih is to big mooooaaaannnnn that's what membean gave me when I went to practice my gramer.

Ok so it sucks like it is so bad. I hate membean like the only thing I like is that there is smash bros in the video. duh.

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Membean is a great way to improve your vocabulary. It is very fun and interactive for my students. I highly suggest this. It is a very organized website that is made with love from Portland.

It happened two days ago, I was just doing my membean like my teacher assigned. That's when everything changed. I was just messing around, having a little bit of fun, until I got one wrong. My minutes on screen changed to say "Dubious minutes" and then it started giving me words like "LeBron's veiny ahh dih 🍆💦💦, sybau gurt, and a barbershop haircut that cost a quarter. I didn't know what was happening. A few minutes passed of me getting these strange words when the memboner flew out of the screen. It whipped me across the face and began membeaning all over me. It kept going for what felt like hours until pookie LeBron came and whipped out his rock hard veiny ahh skiboner dihh. He began creaming all over the memboner until it stopped membeaning on me. The memboner then turned it's attention to Lebron and they began to fight the great cream war. They seemed to be equals, both of them creaming all over the other until they both couldn't cream anymore. Then, Diddy came out and began to oil up. The memboner got so scared of Diddy that it retreated back into membean and I was free from the curse. Thank you Lebron and diddy for creaming on me and saving me from the memboner! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

THIS THING IS ALWAYS GLITCHING OUT PLEASE TRY OUT

As many people may now know a keter class anomaly known as the "memboner" has appeared. We advise extreme caution when using the website Membean.com. Many victims have reported that when they get a question wrong the "memboner" appears and membeans on them. Our foundation is investigating the anomaly and are on the hunt for it. The official database will update to include this anomaly shortly. Thank you for your time.

I would like to talk about the new "Entity" known as the Memboner. It is a phenomenon that the SCP Foundation has classified as Keter. Some information, like its origins, are classified. The Memboner is an entity that appears physically in front of you when you get a question wrong on the learning platform, Membean. The exact appearance of the Memboner is unknown, but we can assume what it looks like by the varying reports given by the reviewers on Trustpilot.com. The Memboner is a creature that has 67 girth and is usually around 2-3 feet tall in most circumstances. We have gathered from the reviews that the Memboner will membean all over the person who got the question wrong. This whole event is triggered only by getting a question wrong on membean. The SCP Foundation calls this the Gürtelangriff Event. Most people say that the experience of being membeaned on was positive, while the review itself was negative. Because of this the SCP Foundation believes the Memboner has brainwashing abilities that activate through the Gürtelangriff Event, specifically when the victim is membeaned on. The SCP Foundation has yet to give the Memboner an archive number. Research into the Memboner is still being worked on. If anyone reading this knows any valuable information, contact the foundation.