Potatoe K.
Promises to make you immune to torture...
Claims to literally teach you to ignore brutal torture. Like pain can be ignored with a few simple tricks. Regardless of your condition they will be able to treat it all. Which we know is laughable because no one can make you immune to the effects and feelings of pain. Turns out their treatment is hiring "kind facing" coaches who are trained to act like your confidant and share your pain and they will teach you how to ignore it. Breathing techniques and mental exercises and boom, pain gone. Always be wary of people who promise too much. At best they act like video chat babysitters for old people who are, you know, getting old and that is a painful experience. So having someone who you can trauma dump on multiple times per month to and feel "heard" will give you a business model. Congrats on being the first of many soon to be expanding US psych services (dipped and glazed in capitalism) pushing people to outsourced coach based pysch services. Pain coach, Rent a Family Member, Buy-a-Friend, all things psychiatric medicine will promote as healthy and should be mandatory.



