Kevin
Lay off the pseudoscience
The place is totally overrun by aggressive vendors yelling out “one dollar” and making jaguar noises at people. It’s like if you went to the Grand Canyon and the trails were lined with people selling stuff that didn’t even make sense everywhere you turned. Like how does a Goku statue relate to Mayan culture? It’s like a giant yard sale except the people throwing the sale aren’t really very happy to see you and just try to trick you into touching their stuff so they can scam you into overpaying for it. And it’s 3 full hours away from Cancun, it’s not remotely close. It’s like a side trip to Disney World from Miami except without Mickey Mouse. The tour we took at least was really salesy and cringey about it. Tried to sell knickknacks by spouting off pseudoscience and just plain false things about Mayan culture.