PlonkerPlumPillock I.
Bought two... Caused stress
Bought one of these for myself and my wife. My wife activated hers first and immediately disappeared. Seemingly it blocks ALL electromagnetic radiation! There was just this black void. No light left the void and no light entered the void. She could not see and so assumed that she had gone blind. The stress from this was enough to precipitate a stroke. Problem was, I couldn't find her to help her or deactivate the device. Total waste of time. I also noticed that through quantum harmonisation, it kills my plants! I had forgotten that photosynthesis relies on the uncertainty principle. By affecting plants' quantum state, it stops photosynthesis! Now I have a poorly wife and wilted begonias. Waste of money! P.s. it plays havoc with TV reception, the microwave oven and, when I took mine to work at the local hospital, it wrecked a £1M CT scanner!


