Tammy C.
That’s not a Speaker in my Box!
Okay, so honestly this was crazy fun! It started out a little disappointing as my box was ripped open and I’m not sure if anything was missing. I also had to wait for a month before my bargain box arrived so the anticipation and excitement was definitely there. Let me tell you I received some pretty amazing items that I will definitely gift, one that made me laugh my head off, and some awesome items I will keep and use. I was super excited in my box for there was a mini rice cooker, a revlon heat/cool Volumizing hair brush, an awesome new netgear router for gaming & mobile devices, and some 3D filament for a printer. All great things I can use or know of someone who can. Also I had some baby items that I’ll be gifting for a baby shower since I’m over the baby stage. Who knew they made portable baby pacifier sterilizers?! Awesome! I received two items of clothing for a tiny 4 legged friend, appears to be a harness and a cute spring like cover. There was a crazy nice pair of Carhartt Bib Overalls in my box, unfortunately they do not fit the members of my family but I believe I have found a home for them. Also there was some nice Sony headphones! Now to the awesome item that made me laugh my head off. Anyone play cards against humanity and know what the bigger blacker box is?! Well I got a big black box, immediately laughed and said, ohh I wonder if it’s a $Ex toy?! Surely not. I opened the box and I was like cool, look at this Bluetooth speaker! There’s the power button, a volume button, ummm there’s no sound holes. I shake the box and out falls the cord for charging and the little instructions book. I see the name of the speaker and lose it. I laughed and laughed and laughed. I toss it to my friend who’s in on the unboxing and excitement. She starts laughing and we immediately go to work to investigate this capsule! To our apparently sheltered surprise it most definitely was a hands free pleasure toy for males. Of course we’ve heard of the pocket pu$$y and fleshlight, but not this twisting, pumping, sucking, hands free (only ours was missing the suction cup you can attach to make it hands free) moaning, yes moaning toy. We find the item on Amazon and must go to the reviews. The leading review is titled BJ Tornado and that review did not disappoint! We laughed for hours over this, charged it up, and had to see what it does. Now mind you neither of us had the proper appendage for this so we just watched it, and made a video of it! We kept pressing the volume button but no sound was made, that is until we plugged in the Sony headphones we received as well. I felt like I was instantly a giggling kid sneaking and listening to a porno. So with all of this, there was definitely EXCITEMENT And laughter with this box! Will I order again, you better believe it, why? Because not only is it fun, it held some pretty useful items, from my $125 box I would say there was well over $400 worth of items in it. My favorite item is the hair drying/styling brush, even if it didn’t bring me the laughter like the big black box that was Not a Bluetooth speaker!



