The White HouseReviews of whitehouse.gov

Beautiful building, great history, and a murdering despot is in charge. The gold leaf objects in the main office are embarrassing, as are the childish plaques in the gallery of presidential portraits, As far as I can tell, since they tore down the east wing, the first lady's spirits have soared. Forget about accessing the People's House unless you have a few million to donate to a planned "library."

The current occupants are rude, they truly don’t give a shit about this country or its people. And the decor is rather gaudy.

The White House is a stunning historic property with incredible bones, a great lawn, and 24/7 security—mostly to keep the occupants from hurting themselves. The current residents treat this place less like the executive branch and more like a group project where no one read the syllabus. Decisions are made loudly, revised frequently, and abandoned immediately. Meetings feel like improv comedy without the comedy training. Everyone talks, no one listens, and somehow the intern knows more than management. Pros: • Iconic address • Free press coverage • Strong Wi-Fi (used exclusively for arguing) Cons: • Leadership changes its mind faster than a weather app • Accountability has clearly been misplaced, possibly under the Resolute Desk • Vibes suggest “we’ll circle back” has been circling since January Overall, the house deserves better tenants. Gorgeous building. Questionable roommates. Would not renew the lease.

Not recommended, zero stars. West wing just gone

Since late January, 2025, the public spaces smell of soiled diapers, urine, and fear. Like a poorly run nursing home where the staff doesn't give a damn. Photos don't do it justice. It looks much worse in person. Fake gilding everywhere, missing structures, a parking lot where the rose garden used to be, and the feel of a Nevada bordello for unfuckable people. With ugly signage. I give this place a solid five-stars out of pity for its history. ~ Negative five-hundred percent for it's current state and occupants.

0 out of 10. I wouldn't recommend until the swamp cesspool of oligarchs have been drained and the residence thoroughly disinfected.

When did the White House get so orange?

1. Can you log on x.com, as a suspicious behavior prevents. Return it to twitter.com 2. Mandatory finishing of CCM skates, sharpening, before sending it to the shop and avoid injuries to kids and the elderly over 65, not covered by tariffs, but taxes paid. Not going in for sports, just streaming left. 3. Concentrate on sending robot hands permanently, indoors, outdoors instead of cosmonauts 😃reprogramming tasks. No need for SpaceX reuse, debris and risk to our planet and complex life support.