The White HouseReviews of whitehouse.gov

They’ve let a geriatric maniac poop his diapers all over the place. Cries like a baby when he doesn’t get his away and seems to have trained a robot to follow him around and pretend to love him. Real weird vibes. Do not recommend.

Current occupant brings out diet coke and Burger King and charges extra for ketchup. The wife is a trashy nude model who likes to insult children on the border. Gross people.

New management and is terrible. The former management team actually knew what they were doing. The new team appears to be a bunch of morons and yes men. Also, there is a strange odor of feces and spray tan. Avoid at all costs, it might take decades to fix what the new team has done to try to return this place what it once was. Don't waste your time time unless you want to feel disgusted and angry.

Full of liars and bullies, not fit for decent people.

I visited years ago and it was lovely, but this time I found the place was being run by a felon and a nazi. Not to mention the pervasive smell of decay and genocide. Probably the worst place on earth if you ask me. Apparently the main shareholders are Russian and Israeli, which is really weird.

Currently home to a zoo run by a questionable individual and his blond, scruffy haired child. I remember when a very nice, caring, family lived there. It's a shame to see such a house so overrun.

Unfortunately they need to rename this the brown house (home if a certain German far right movement between 1931 and 1945) as Mump (Musk and Trump) are clearly trying to follow that groups political model.

Does not uphold its mission statement.