TzlaReviews of tzla.club

The club has a wide variety of people from many walks of life... there is support that is responsive and truly helpful...and lastly, wow - plasma healing energy - truly works. Worth it!

Bought mine August of 2025. Wire transfered funds on Monday with my bank and the Tzla machine was at my doorstep same week a few days later. Incredible! I don't know where to start but I'm just going to say that if you decide to NOT buy one for yourself you're doing yourself and your loved ones a disservice. We all know the lies we've been told of the things of this world. Big pharma and all the rest. This machine will provide health benefits beyond your comprehension. It doesn't look like it should work but it does. If you've been on the fence then get off it and put your order in before customs learns what the machine really is. I'm in relatively good health before buying the machine and I've noticed improvements right away like my shoulder pain being greatly reduced, energy levels increased. If you workout you'll be able to add capacity to your sessions. For example I noticed while doing pushups I know my daily limit in a single session and usually it was around 40-50 pushups in one go. Well I was able to crank out 70 and followed up with more after a small break. This machine helps increase blood flow circulation and that's part of the reason why the energy increase amongst other things. Toe fungus disappeared and I wasn't even trying to rid of that. I just happen to notice one day after a few uses of the machine. Neck pain went away almost immediately once the bulbs on my neck. My seasonal allergies disappeared. I usually have sneezing fits but noticed this is the first spring I haven't experienced those things. I just watch my son suffer with them now and remind myself I used to be that (he doesn't use the Tzla on a normal basis otherwise he too would have the benefits as well). All in all buy the machine or.....just keep paying for useless health insurance that never cures anything but rather gives you pills so that you can die slow and develop new side affects. You can continue to phuck yourself over or don't by having the Tzla and never go to the hospital ever again (unless it's broken bones trauma related). The choice is yours. You can either stay stuck on whether you want to spend the money on the Tzla and never realize true results or justify not owning one by bashing on it and saying how stupid it is. Your health is now I'm your hands. Be healed or be phucked and just deal with the pain for the rest of your life. I made the right choice. You could too but that's up to you. What's it worth to you?

Brother I cant thank you enough for bringing in the machine yesterday for myself and the coaching staff here at GSA My back pain has gone away for a full 24 hours and counting Stomach pains have gone away and it helped clean out my system completely Would love to partner up with your company if you ever bring it into the states Thank you again, we really appreciate it 🙏

Where do I start March 2025 I received my tzla machine. Over the Year I used it at 20mins a session, to start with. The first Miraculous thing I perform on my machine was getting rid of a floater in my eye 👁️ which I have had since I was 19 years old , I am now 34 years old And Bang Presto , The Floater was healed,gone , Zero , nada . I have also noticed through the exeprience of the machine that it heals emotional trauma, as if it lifts it off of you. Then I will mention the ugly side as well. Herxheimer reaction, My God after Six Months of using the machine bang. I get hit with this massive detox.For 2 weeks I was a mess, couldn’t go into work. I’ve never had a flu in my Life but this reaction and detox I felt terrible. I couldn’t even think if at all. Really weird but I guess it’s just the plasma working its magic.🪄 There is no words 😶 I can use to describe such an amazing machine. I feel blessed to own One ☝️ A lot of synchronicity’s came up as well when I bought the machine. I paid in bitcoin on the 1/11/25 With the bitcoin amount having 11:11 in it as well. Thank you to Jeff Berwick and the tzla club and all the members. May we become Super human

Personally, I'm amazed with the experience I've had with this technology in only two weeks. I've read two books about Nicola Tesla but never imagined I would experience a part of it - cold atmospheric plasma. My blood pressure has dropped by over ten points on repeated measurements and my ankle pain is gone. I no longer have to wear my ankle brace or use my handicap parking sticker. My wife is the next one to try it and I'll let you know how it goes. I'm very pleased with the support from the club, the answers to all of my questions and the network of new friends that I've made around the world. I even found another member here in Michigan with whom we exchange experiences. A true science project!

I have had the Tzla “placebo generator” device for about three months. The first week of using it I noticed a big improvement in my vision and energy. Now I need to go get a different less strong glasses prescription. For the last few years I had bad hemorrhoids, a lot of blood dripping when pooping-(sorry no before & after pics ;). That problem was completely fixed within a week as a side effect, i was totally amazed and surprised. The reason I got the Tzla device is because I have a very swollen thumb, it’s been at least 2-3X normal size for about five+ years. The Butcher coat guys called it a ganglion cyst. I don’t go to the Butcher coat guys, but I know a guy thats the head of trauma surgery for a very large hospital chain in Texas thats in our Hummer H1 off-road group. I am a diesel mechanic, i have smashed my thumb with a big hammer countless times. It took some time -less than three months ,but now my swollen thumb is much softer and getting smaller with the fluid slowly going away & no more pain in it. I took the placebo device over to a good friend who is my painter. He is 63 years old and works about 100 hours per week doing auto body paint and fiberglass repairs on wood boats, new boats and hot rods and nhra drag car, bikes & boats. (There’s only 168 hours in a week.) I said, try my new toolbox and see what you think, gave him no other info before trying it. He used the device for about 20 minutes only one time and said his arthritis or carpal tunnel in his arms wasn’t hurting anymore. He said the next day he completely tore down a drag car engine to the bare block and rebuilt it, had no pain in his arms or hands.

I became a TZLA member at the beginning of 2026, and I’m super happy that I joined. It has been a great experience all around! The same day I joined the club, my member kit was sent to me. Everyone in the club is super nice and helpful. The Machine also helped heal my leg, which the doctors said would never fully heal, and my cough disappeared after just a couple of months of using it(on and of since i've been traveling a lot). And it can do much more for you. -gives you energy -clears your mind -gives you "downloads" -you feel better in you own body -helps detox ... Every member of the club I’ve met has been happy they joined.

I was one of the first TZLA Club members nearly two years ago and it has changed my life beyond my imagination. I don’t know where to begin, but I’ve been de-aging with the TZLA Machine. I’m 55 but have the tissue age of a 30 year old and energy in my cells the same as a 10 year old. I have limitless energy now, I never get tired… ever! I’ve healed probably close to 100 people personally with the TZLA Machine. The worst case was a woman who could barely walk and could barely breath for 2-3 years. Her family thought she was on her deathbed and they had to carry her over to use my TZLA Machine. After just one session of 20 minutes, she was up, breathing normally, talking and walking and has been that way ever since! I’ve healed people's lifelong back pain, cured my dog’s blindness in one eye, helped a lady get her period back that she hadn’t had for years due to ill health and countless more. My wife uses it religiously and now my daughter as well. Both say they can’t live without it. The TZLA Club itself is a wealth of incredible people and information. There is now more than 1,000 plasma pioneers and many of them have similar stories! We’ve developed all kinds of amazing therapies with the plasma including the plasma bath which is otherworldly and incredible for meditation and health. Other members have come up with new bulbs even that continue to improve the plasma flow. And, we all learn from each other on new techniques and ways to use the plasma to become, simply, superhuman. I know if you are reading this, you must think this is too good to be true. I get you. That was what I thought too... probably because I was programmed since kindergarten to believe that pills derived from oil would actually help my health in some way. Well, it is too good and it’s actually true. I now fear nothing physically as I know from a few years of use that the TZLA Machine basically cures everything. Even trauma and cuts are easily repaired with the plasma. I consider joining the TZLA Club to be the most incredible thing I’ve ever been a part of. Nothing even comes close!