Kazoo M.
Best thing I’ve ever read at the expense of my iPad’s functionality
Best thing I’ve ever read. I accidentally clicked on the link on YouTube, and was sent to an article about James and his wife. His wife was taking too long in the bathroom and he got concerned and horrified about it, and so eventually he decided to burst into the bathroom to find out what she was doing. I read 10 riveting paragraphs that described how shocked James was at his discovery, and then 10 more about how horrified and disgusted he was. Then it was revealed that (SPOILERS!!!!!) his wife was bathing with a kitten for their anniversary, and James started crying because he loves kittens. It was so interesting to read how all of James’ disgust and horror and confusion towards his wife instantly disappeared!!!! At this point there were so many ads on my iPad that the entire thing seemed to be going into as much shock as I was, and I only got to the part where James’ girlfriend described how she had a mental breakdown over finding the perfect cat to bathe with and then keep secret for a week for their anniversary before the entire thing crashed and I had to give up. I will dream about what the ending could’ve possibly been every night, and I know that if I found a genie and got to have 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to figure out what happened next. James and his wife’s story moved me to tears, restored my faith in humanity, sent me into a state of mind that I had never experienced before and then inspired me to buy 2 cats, one named James and the other named James’ Wife. It was a heartbreaking, moving article that had me wondering when James ever put cameras in the bathroom like it was said he did on the title of the article (something that never seemed to occur during the story, and yet, I didn’t finish it, so what would I know and who am I to judge this perfect story between a perfect couple and their perfect soggy bathed cat). 5/5. I would marry kiss and then have children with this website.