Jason
Michelin‑Star Prices, Car‑Park Experience
Overhyped is an understatement conned more like. Spud Bros marketing had me thinking I was about to experience the Michelin-star of potatoes. Instead, I paid £20 for two jackets with a teaspoon of splat topping and not even a drink to wash down the disappointment! Yes, the box is nice. Very nice. Premium, even. But where exactly am I supposed to eat this masterpiece? There’s no seating, so I’m sat in my car, balancing a wobbly potato on my lap like I’m performing some kind of starchy circus act. One wrong move and I’m wearing the topping. Honestly, it felt like someone opened a Subway, fired all the staff, removed the bread, and said “yeah, this’ll do”. The potatoes were fine, but £10 each? For that price I expected at least a potato that could sing, dance, or offer life advice. No such luck. Good luck getting repeat customers at those prices I won’t be one of them.

