Lisa R.
Lipstain emigration ruse
Hi, I'm a lipstain ordered from the US 6+ weeks ago emigrating to the UK. I've had a lovely time, been in customs for a good while, managed to get to the UK and now I'm near Manchester. Not sure why; I'm supposed to be going to Newcastle, but what the heck, I've no intention of getting there, if indeed I ever left a warehouse. Actually now I think about it, I'm just a ruse, I don't exist, or do I........ No it's just a ruse



