Kevin C.
Trash Cans
If you’ve ever wanted to feel like you’re breaking up with a clingy ex, Podium’s cancellation policy is here to make your dreams come true! Apparently, to cancel your account you need to notify them 30 days before your contract ends which is adorable, because who doesn’t plan their relationship breakups a full month in advance? It’s like this: Want to cancel? Too late! Didn’t mark the exact date in your calendar back when you were young, full of hope, and signing the contract? Congrats, you’re auto-renewed for another year! 🎉 On the bright side, they do make sure you’ll never forget them because nothing sticks in your memory like monthly charges and the sweet sound of customer service saying, “Sorry, there’s nothing we can do.” Would I recommend Podium? Absolutely Not… if you enjoy time travel, because you’ll need to go back in time to cancel on the right day.



