Oscar S.
Day 8: Still Peachy, Definitely Not Clean
Day 8 of Peachy Clean and at this point, I owe Metamucil a formal apology. Not only are these gummies NOT working, somehow things are getting worse by the day. I've practically entered a period of celibacy trying to give these little frauds a fair chance. I thought the whole point was to be ready for sex on command, not to put my entire sex life on administrative leave while my digestive system conducts a failed science experiment. WTF, Peachy Clean?! How is a dusty glass of Metamucil outperforming your entire peach-flavored marketing department?! At this point, the only thing these gummies have cleaned out is my wallet and my calendar.



