MembeanReviews of membean.com

I got in trouble for knowing the words

This website is very nice, I'm gonna share with Mr Epstein, I think he will like it, he really will. Once I had gotten a question wrong, I looked at the big juicy memboner as it memboned all over me. It was incredible. The best. No one ever does it quite like this. Not even Mr Epstein. and I'm right. Totally right

Membean somehow managed to take learning words—something that should be mildly interesting—and turn it into a full-time personality crisis. The “adaptive learning” feature just means it keeps showing you the same word until you start questioning your life choices. The interface looks like it time-traveled from 2007 and decided to stay out of spite. And instead of actually learning vocabulary, I’ve mostly learned that I have the patience of a goldfish and the attention span of a rock. By the end of a session, I don’t know more words, but I do know new levels of frustration I didn’t think were possible. One star. The bean is not memeing.

I have to agree with SCP Foundation's review of Memboner, as I have also seen the THE Memboner Membean on multiple people. I would rather drink my local sewage than be a Memboner victim. If you see the Memboner whilst walking outside, RUN... before it's too late for you. Thank you for your time.

I was doing my membean until a scary monster under the pants called the memboner escaped and mem***** everywhere.

Membean is the worst thing ever because when ever I miss click the memboner comes out of the screen and attacks me.

One day I was just doing my membean, then I got the word ROCK. I instantly knew what was going to happen to me. Then it happened. The memboner popped out and started membeaning all over me. Then my glorious king LeDada came to save me. At least that's what I thought. It turns out the memboner is just a puppet. He controls it. He is the one membeaning on people. Best experience of my life, 10/10 would definitely recommend again.

It was a sunny day, just doing my membean like normal. I was about to finish having a little bit of fun when I got it wrong. It gave me words like" dih" Lebrons veiny dih" and "epstin island." IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER. Then THE MEMBONER came and membeaned on me. It whipped me across the face with its dih and lebron came through the window. HE creamed on me and the memboner. They had the great cream war and defeated the memboner. Thanks Lebron for ur nut i ate it all up it was yummy.