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the first time i tried membean, i got slimed and kirkifyed. the memboner jumped out at me and gave me the 67 moo virus. he told me he thinks we’ll drive a funky ehh. bazinga 1 star

Membean made me sad :( i LOVED (use to) Membean, they took me and my dada and gave us the horrific MEMBONER 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴 after 2 hours of grueling memboner pain, I go back to class and crank 90's absolutely breaking charlie kirks ankles and 200 pumping him in my fortnite box. I am sad to say that I wielded the memboner and memboned mister kirkyyy and ledong jahames. Tung tung was so proud that he opened my back door and had fun Search up the date this was made NOW

I should have known... as I opened this cursed website to complete the objective given to me by my proctor of scholarly activities. I was attacked. At first, I did not know what it was, just a swirling dark energy descending upon me. Then I saw it. The face that would make even the most stoic thane turn white as lella. The Memboner! as I backed up not wishing to provoke this creature of unimaginable horror and torment. Then I felt it. A cold hand grasped my shoulder. I whipped around and finally all of the blood left my face. It was Epsteinyahu. this unholy abomination crept toward me, a sinister grin etched on his face. I felt like Odihsseus trapped between a rock and a hard place. The two damned organisms crept toward me, their viscous tongues lapping against my ice cold skin. I was truly afraid. My soul felt as if it was being lifted from my body. I wondered "why me! Why did I accept this impossible task." But then just before I was consumed by these graceless demons a ray of light broke through the heavens. The Memboner and Epsteinyahu looked up with the horror that had graced my face mere moments ago. my glorious unwavering king and sunshine leboner raymone James sr descended from his perch in the heavens. I said my utmost thanks to the Leboner as he challenged the ungodly creatures before me. but these demons of hell did not back down. They lunged towards Leboner trying to take him away to their evil island of doom, despair and everything unfair. but leboner dodged their attack and countered with a strike using his god-given powers. The two cursed monsters barely escaped the blast. Then it happened. Epsteinyahu raised his hands and yelled "Domain Expansion Epstein's temple of limitless taxes!" a malevolent barrier descended over us and a massive structure rose from the ground. I tried to run but my every movement felt as though it was being taxed. I turned to look at Leboner and to my surprise he did not look afraid. Instead he raised his hand and shouted "Domain expansion sunshine court of boundless aura." almost instantly the dark bubble that had surrounded us popped and was replaced with a bright golden light. The Memboner and Epsteinyahu were frozen in shock. Leboner rose from the ground to face the hell-cursed beasts. Then a blinding light shot from the floor instantly vaporizing the Memboner and his evil disciple. Leboner released his domain and came over to check on me. His immense godlike aura almost overwhelmed my senses but I could still see my sunshine's glorious face. He told me to never return or else I might not get this lucky. I said walahi and ran. I ran as fast as I could until I left the dastardly website. 0/10 would not recommend

This is really bad i got memboned on for doing 2 milliseconds not enough. Jefy effy eppy came from his grave and memboned me again. my face was covered with membone and i counted 500 people memboning on me.

i was looking for a job then i found a job with the memboner

Yo im scared. I got one question wrong. One question. Why did I put the wrong answer for the word iliketodiginmybuhtwin the memboner, lebron, diddy, epstien, and the skibity toilet jumped out my screen and made my screen white. They started membeaming on my baby brother, then Epstein took him. Bro will be missed🥀. Luckily, daddy Drake was there to save me, but i think he wants something else from me..... #indrakesbasement #drakesveinydih🍆

I had a very scary interaction with this app when I logged on it said it wanted to give me its memboner, which I think is very gross and nasty never going to use this website again.

Worst. Absolutely worst app ever, I missed one word and Lebron James came into my classroom and grabbed me and brought me to his house, where Duolingo and brawl Hala owners both came and tried to membeam me, this was also so hard and slimy to get out of, I repeat download it if you dare....