Jacob P.
MEMBEAN SUCKS
MEMBEAN SUCKS You have to waste 15 minutes of you day for membean because Membean is known as a teaching tool, but out of a consensus of my school, it is actually a medievel torture practice. by forcing small children to practice spelling words they've already learned to their abusive teacher's content, it effectively raises suicide rates by a whopping 101%! how is that even possible? not only that, the disturbing images included in the vocabulary practice not only does not help anything the child is learning, it also is disturbing and distracting, thus further plummeting the subject's grades in school. i do not think there is a single child in the entirety of the untied states that actually wants to use this bad, stupid, abusive, unhelpful, torturous, god forbidden, flea ridden, poorly though out, second rate, awful, dreadful, unpleasant, NASSTYYYY, disgraceful, unacceptable, vile, inadequate, insufficient site. i hope both sides of the pillows of the founders are warm, i hope that their sleeves fall down when they wash their hands, i hope their flight attendant interrupts them when their watching a movie, i hope they lose points of things because of spelling errors, i hope their pets pee in their shoes after chewing them up, i hope their father leaves them for milk, i hope a welsh person stabs them, i hope the narrator dies a painful sad death, i hope their foldable chairs gives out of them, i hope they forget to take their wallet and phone out of their pockets when they jump into a pool. have a bad day and goodnight.



